Calling All Perth-aholics! How to Tackle the Melbourne to Perth Trek (Without Getting Lost in the Outback)
So, you've been bitten by the Perth bug? Maybe you're yearning for sun-kissed beaches, epic wildlife encounters (think quokkas the size of kittens!), or just a change of scenery from Melbourne's, ahem, "interesting" weather patterns. Whatever the reason, you're itching to get to Perth, but here's the thing: Perth isn't exactly next door. Don't worry, intrepid traveller, this guide will have you navigating the Melbourne-to-Perth journey like a seasoned pro (or at least someone who doesn't end up in Alice Springs by mistake).
Plane: The Speedy Gonzales. ✈️
Because who doesn't love hurtling through the sky at 10,000 feet? This is your best bet if you're short on time or just have a serious aversion to road trips (hey, no judgement!). Flights take around 4-ish hours, which is basically the same amount of time it takes to binge-watch your favourite show. Plus, you get complimentary peanuts (sometimes).
Top tip: Perth has a rather relaxed attitude, so ditch the suit and tie – beach vibes all the way!
Tip: Reread complex ideas to fully understand them.
Train: The Great Oz Adventure (with a stopover in Adelaide!)
Think less choo-choo and more Outback odyssey. There's no direct train from Melbourne to Perth, but you can catch The Overland train to Adelaide, then hop on the Indian Pacific across the country. This epic journey takes about two days, giving you a chance to soak up the ever-changing scenery (and maybe bond with your fellow train passengers over vegemite sandwiches). Just remember to pack a good book (or three) – the outback can get a little lonely.
Top tip: Brush up on your Aussie trivia – impress your fellow passengers with your knowledge of wombat poop cubes (they're real, look it up!).
QuickTip: Break reading into digestible chunks.
Car: The Road Trip Rumble (for the truly adventurous)
For those who crave the freedom of the open road (and a pit stop at every single servo that sells Dagwood Dogs). This is a classic Aussie adventure, but it's a big undertaking. We're talking about 3,500 kilometres of highway – that's roughly the distance from Melbourne to, well, almost anywhere! Make sure your car is up for the challenge, stock up on snacks (and snacks for emergencies), and be prepared to be amazed by the ever-changing scenery.
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Top tip: Download an audiobook – there's a lot of road to cover, and having a narrator keep you company can be a lifesaver (especially if your co-pilot starts singing along to the radio).
Tip: Break down complex paragraphs step by step.
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FAQs:
How to score the cheapest flights? Be flexible with your travel dates and consider budget airlines.
QuickTip: Scroll back if you lose track.
How to avoid getting lost on a road trip? Invest in a good GPS (and maybe a paper map as backup – reception can be patchy in the outback).
How to pack for a train journey? Pack layers – the weather can change dramatically across Australia.
How to avoid kangaroo collisions? Be aware of your surroundings, especially at dawn and dusk.
How to survive a long flight? Pack a comfy neck pillow, download some movies, and for the love of all things holy, don't hog the armrest!
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