All Aboard the Puffing Billy Railway: YourHilarious Guide to Getting There From Melbourne
So, you've decided to ditch the city gridlock for a nostalgic steam train adventure through the Dandenong Ranges? Excellent choice, my friend! But before you can channel your inner train conductor (with a much smaller whistle, hopefully), you gotta get to the legendary Puffing Billy Railway. Fear not, intrepid explorer, for this guide will be your comedic compass (because apparently, a regular compass isn't funny).
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| How To Get To Puffing Billy Railway From Melbourne |
Option 1: Unleash Your Inner Lewis Hamilton (Without the Speeding Ticket)
This option is for those who crave the open road (and maybe a Hamilton soundtrack blasting in the car). You've got two main routes, both offering stunning scenery and the potential for a singalong (because, let's be honest, who doesn't love singing in the car?). The drive takes roughly an hour, so buckle up, buttercup!
Subheading: Choose Your Scenic Adventure
- The Eastern Freeway/Eastlink Route: This bad boy is a bit faster, but watch out for sneaky speed cameras! Just think of them as the Puffing Billy entrance fee (don't get caught though, that fee is much steeper).
- The Monash Freeway Route: Slightly longer, but with some lovely mountain views. Just don't get distracted by the scenery and end up in Sydney (it's a long way north, mate).
Important Tip: Parking at Puffing Billy can fill up fast, especially on weekends. Be an early bird (or a very strategic parkour expert) to snag a spot.
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Option 2: Become a Master of Public Transport (Without Getting Lost)
This option is perfect for the eco-warriors and those who fancy a trainception experience (train to a train!).
Subheading: Your Train to Puffing Billy Awaits
- The Metro Train: Catch the Belgrave line from Melbourne CBD and follow the magical blue line (think of it as the yellow brick road, but with less singing lions) to Puffing Billy in about an hour. Easy peasy!
- The 693 Oakleigh to Belgrave Bus: This is a great option if you're coming from Melbourne's eastern suburbs. Just make sure you have a myki card (Melbourne's fancy public transport pass) to avoid any awkward fare-evader situations (unless you're auditioning for Mission: Impossible, that is).
Top Secret Tip: Public transport is the most budget-friendly option, so you'll have more cash for those delicious Puffing Billy snacks (because who doesn't love train snacks?).
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FAQ: Puffing Billy Railway Edition
How to get to Puffing Billy by car?
Follow the Lewis Hamilton route (minus the speeding) via Eastern Freeway/Eastlink or Monash Freeway. Remember, parking can be tight, so arrive early!
How to get to Puffing Billy by public transport?
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Catch the Belgrave line train from Melbourne CBD or the 693 Oakleigh to Belgrave bus. Don't forget your myki card!
How long does it take to get to Puffing Billy?
By car, it's about an hour. Public transport takes a little longer, around 1.5 hours.
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Is there parking at Puffing Billy?
Yes, there's parking at both Belgrave and Lakeside stations, but spots fill up fast. Be an early bird!
Can I bring my pet on Puffing Billy?
Unfortunately, furry friends aren't allowed on the trains (unless they're very small and disguised as a conductor's hat, but that's not recommended).
Now you're armed with the knowledge (and hopefully a few chuckles) to conquer your Puffing Billy adventure. So, grab your hat, pack your sense of adventure, and get ready for a steaming good time!
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