From Southern Cross to Royal Melbourne Hospital: Your Not-So-Epic Journey (Unless You Make it Epic)
So you've just arrived at the majestic Southern Cross Station, ready to conquer Melbourne (or at least get to the Royal Melbourne Hospital). But uh oh, that hospital isn't exactly attached (shocking, we know). Fear not, fellow traveler, for this guide will be your chariot (or tram, more realistically) to navigating this mini-adventure.
Choosing Your Chariot: A Tram-tastic Tale
Tram it Up (The Classic Choice): This is your reliable and budget-friendly option. Catch the 58 tram (it's a friendly blue fella) from either Bourke Street/William Street stop or Flagstaff Gardens. The ride is a breeze (about 20 minutes) and offers a chance to people-watch or pretend you're in a quirky tram movie (think less action, more scenic).
Train First, Tram Second (The Speedy Gonzales): Feeling like a bit of a time traveler? This option involves a short train ride from Southern Cross to Flagstaff station, followed by a hop on the trusty 58 tram. It's the fastest route (around 16 minutes), but hey, who doesn't love a good transfer (just kidding, please don't make us ride more than one vehicle).
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Taxis: The Speedy But Pricey Escape Pod
If you're short on time or have a Scrooge McDuck money vault in tow, then a taxi is your best bet. The ride is quick (around 5 minutes) but can set you back a bit. Think of it as a VIP pass to skipping the tram queues (because who wants to wait when you can be there, like, yesterday?).
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For the Fitness Fanatics (and the Wallet-Watchers):
Feeling adventurous (or maybe a little broke)? Lace up your walking shoes, my friend! The walk from Southern Cross to the Royal Melbourne Hospital is a doable 30 minutes. It's a great way to stretch your legs and see a bit of Melbourne, but be warned, it might not be ideal on a scorching summer day (trust us, Melbourne gets hot!).
Bonus Round: The Helicopter Option (Not Seriously... Please Don't)
While we wouldn't recommend landing a helicopter in the middle of the hospital grounds (safety first, people!), if you happen to have one lying around (because, you know, who doesn't?), then by all means, make a grand entrance. Just be prepared for some very surprised doctors and security guards.
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How ToFAQs:
How much does it cost to get to the Royal Melbourne Hospital from Southern Cross?
- Tram: Around $3
- Train & Tram: Around $6
- Taxi: $6-8 (depending on traffic)
- Walking: Free (but you might pay the price in sweat)
How long does it take to get there?
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- Tram: 18-20 minutes
- Train & Tram: 16 minutes
- Taxi: 5 minutes
- Walking: 30 minutes
Is there a direct train from Southern Cross to the Royal Melbourne Hospital?
Nope! You'll need to either take a tram the whole way or transfer from a train to a tram.
What if I have luggage?
All trams and trains have plenty of space for luggage. Taxis can obviously accommodate luggage as well.
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I'm not familiar with Melbourne's public transport system. What should I do?
No worries! There are information booths at Southern Cross Station where you can get help planning your trip. You can also download the PTV Victoria app for real-time tram and train information.
So there you have it! With a little planning and this handy guide, you'll be at the Royal Melbourne Hospital in no time. Now go forth and conquer Melbourne (or at least get the medical attention you need).
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