So You Want to Become a Florida Fortress Founder? How to Obtain a Trespass Order
Ah, Florida. Land of sunshine, questionable fashion choices, and the occasional unwanted guest. Whether it's your overstaying Aunt Mildred who thinks your guest room is her personal time-share, or Gary Glittertooth from down the street with his questionable frisbee skills that keep landing in your pool, trespassers can be a real drag. But fear not, fellow Floridian defender of your domain! There is a way to turn your property into a No-Gary-Glittertooth Zone: the almighty Trespass Order.
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| How To Get A Trespass Order In Florida |
Step 1: Operation "Get Thee Gone" - The Art of the Verbal Warning
Before we delve into legalese, let's be neighborly. A stern "Hey there, this is private property, scoot!" often does the trick. If Gary seems a little, well, confused, explain the concept of fences and "No Trespassing" signs in a clear, non-judgemental way. Maybe offer him a pamphlet on local frisbee etiquette (just kidding... mostly).
However, if Gary ignores your pleas and decides your pool is his personal putting green, it's time to level up.
Step 2: Paper Cuts and Payback - The Not-So-Fun Stuff
This is where the Trespass Order comes in. In Florida, you can obtain a trespass warning through law enforcement or by filing a petition with the court. Here's a breakdown of both options:
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Law Enforcement: This is the quicker route. Head down to your local sheriff's office and inquire about a trespass affidavit. Fill it out, get it notarized (think fancy signature witness!), and they'll (hopefully) issue a spiffy "No Trespassing" sign. Place it prominently on your property, and Gary will be officially warned.
Courtroom Rumble (Lite): If Gary shows up with his lawyer-shark sidekick, or you just prefer a more formal approach, you can file a petition with the court. This involves some paperwork and a court appearance, so be prepared to dust off your legal jargon (or hire a lawyer if legalese gives you hives).
Important Note: Make sure you have proof of ownership of the property and evidence of the trespass (photos, witness statements, etc.).
Step 3: The Wrath of Gary-Gone (Hopefully)
Once Gary is duly served with the trespass order (by certified mail or a process server, not carrier pigeon), if he sets foot on your property again, it's trespassing time! Contact the authorities, and Gary might be facing a fine or even arrest.
Remember: A trespass order is a civil matter, not a criminal one. So, while it deters unwanted visitors, it's not a magical Gary-repellent spray.
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Frequently Asked Trespasser-Taming Questions:
How to make a "No Trespassing" sign?
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While not mandatory, a clear and visible sign can help deter trespassers. Many office supply stores sell pre-made signs, or you can unleash your inner Picasso and craft your own masterpiece.
How long does a trespass order last?
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The duration depends on how you obtained it. Law enforcement trespass warnings typically last for a year, while court-ordered ones can vary depending on the judge's ruling.
How to serve a trespass order?
There are two options: certified mail with return receipt or a process server. Consult your local law enforcement or court for specifics.
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How to enforce a trespass order?
If Gary violates the order, contact the authorities immediately. They will handle the situation based on local laws.
How to evict a tenant who won't leave?
Trespass orders are for unwanted visitors, not tenants who have breached their lease agreement. Eviction is a separate process that involves the court system.
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