So You Wanna Be a New Austin Outlaw with Arthur? A Not-So-Legal Guide
You've heard the whispers, the legends of a land beyond the border. A land of tumbleweeds, tumbleweeds, and did I mention tumbleweeds? That's right, folks, we're talking about the forbidden zone, the land of bounties higher than your hat: New Austin. But there's a slight snag. You wanna explore this dusty paradise as Arthur, our favorite outlaw with a heart of gold (plated with some serious tuberculosis). Well, that's where things get a little...glitchy.
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| How To Glitch Into New Austin As Arthur |
The Angelo Bronte Shuffle: A Risky Boot Scootin' Boogie
The good news, partner, is there's a way. It involves a fancy little maneuver during the mission "Angelo Bronte, A Man of Honor." Now, this ain't exactly a walk in the park (unless that park has tumbleweeds, which, you know, it probably does in New Austin). It's a glitch, a tear in the fabric of reality big enough for Arthur to squeeze his scrawny hide through. But hey, who doesn't love a little risk?
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The Graveyard Hustle: First things first, you gotta play nice with Angelo Bronte. Follow the mission objectives, bust those grave robbers like they stole your hat (or your tuberculosis meds, that'd be bad).
The Big Escape: This is where things get tricky. Once you've looted the grave and John yells about disappearing, hightail it outta that cemetery faster than a rattlesnake in chaps. Don't wait for John, he's got plot armor thicker than Dutch's lies.
The Borderline Fandango: Head towards the western edge of the map, near Fort Mercer. You'll see a gap in the fence. This, my friend, is your ticket to the wild west. But here's the catch: there's a sniper with itchy trigger fingers waiting for you on the other side.
Dodge This!: This is where the real fun (or frustration) begins. You gotta be quick on your horse. Weave, dodge, and pray to the tumbleweed gods that sniper misses. If you make it through, congratulations! You're a glitching outlaw in a new land.
Important Note: This is a glitch, so things might not always be smooth sailing. You might get stuck, teleported back, or eaten by a glitchy tumbleweed monster (who knows, maybe in New Austin they do exist). Save your game before attempting this, just in case.
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New Austin Shenanigans: What Awaits Our Glitchy Gunslinger?
So you made it! Now what? Well, partner, the world (or at least a glitchy version of it) is your oyster. Here's what you can expect:
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- Unique Hunting: New Austin boasts some creatures you won't find anywhere else. Think legendary animals and, well, more tumbleweeds!
- Outfittin' for Adventure: Hit up the general stores and snag some threads to match your outlaw spirit.
- Secret Stash: Legend has it, there's a gold bar glitch waiting to be exploited at Ridgewood Farm. But that's a story for another time...
Just remember: Being a glitchy outlaw comes with limitations. You can't save your progress, and the law might still be after you (though those pesky bounty hunters seem to disappear with the glitch).
FAQ: Glitching into Greatness (or Glitchy Disaster)
How to I start the Angelo Bronte mission?
This mission becomes available in Chapter 4. Just follow the main story and you'll get there eventually.What if I get shot by the sniper? There's a good chance you will. Just keep trying, partner!
Will I get in trouble for glitching? Nah, it's a single-player game. But your sense of accomplishment might be a little glitchy itself.
Can I do this on PC? Yep, the glitch seems to be alive and well on the PC version too.
Is it worth it? That depends on your love for tumbleweeds and a good challenge. Just remember, a glitchy outlaw is a forever outlaw (until you reload your save, that is).
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