So You Wanna Tie the Knot in the Sunshine State? A (Mostly) Painless Guide to Getting Married in Florida
Congratulations! You've found your lobster (or maybe your bagel, no judgement here). Now you want to make it official under the warm Florida sun, with sand between your toes and maybe a rogue flamingo wandering into your wedding photos. But hold your horses (or dolphins, if that's your vibe) – before you can say "I do" and clink champagne flutes shaped like flamingos (because, Florida), there's a little legwork to be done. Fear not, lovebirds, this guide will have you waltzing down the aisle smoother than a baby gator in a mudslide.
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| How To Legally Get Married In Florida |
Step 1: The Quest for the Magical Marriage License
First things first, you need a marriage license. Think of it like your Hogwarts acceptance letter, only instead of magic, it grants you the power of wedded bliss (and maybe some sweet tax breaks). You can snag this magical document at any county clerk's office in Florida. Both of you gotta be there in person, so put on your best "I woke up like this" outfit (because let's be real, wedding planning is stressful) and head to the courthouse.
Here's what you'll need:
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- Valid government-issued photo ID for each of you: Driver's license, passport, you name it. Just something to prove you're not secret agents here to infiltrate Florida's wedding industry (although that would be a pretty cool movie plot).
- Social Security numbers: Don't worry, they're not using them for evil marriage-industrial complex schemes (probably).
- Knowledge of your past romantic entanglements: If either of you has been married before, you'll need the deets on the prior divorce, death of spouse, or annulment.
- A sense of humor: Because let's face it, Florida has a way of throwing curveballs your way. Maybe the air conditioner in the courthouse will break, or a rogue squirrel will try to steal your wedding rings. Just roll with it!
Bonus Round: The Premarital Prep Course
Florida offers a premarital preparation course (think couples counseling light) that can save you some cash on your license fee and potentially some arguments down the line (communication is key, folks!). It's not mandatory, but if you're looking to avoid a "Florida Man Says I Do to Wrong Person" headline, it might be worth considering.
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Step 2: The Waiting Game (Unless You Did the Premarital Prep)
Normally, there's a three-day waiting period after you apply for your license before you can get hitched. But if you aced the premarital prep course, you can skip the wait and get married right away. Just imagine, you could go from "will you marry me?" on the beach at sunset to saying "I do" under the tiki torches – all in the same day! How romantic (and efficient).
Step 3: The Ceremony – Don't Forget the Officiant!
Now comes the fun part – the actual ceremony! You can get married on a beach, in a theme park (think Cinderella Castle!), or even underwater with the fishes (just make sure your officiant is scuba certified).
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Here's the thing: you gotta have a authorized officiant to make it official. This could be a judge, a religious figure, or even a designated layperson who's been certified by the state. Just make sure they're legit and not your eccentric Aunt Mildred who got ordained online after a late-night internet binge.
Pro Tip: If your officiant forgets their lines, don't panic! Just improvise something heartfelt (or hilarious) and roll with it. After all, the most important thing is the love you share, not perfectly recited vows.
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Step 4: Returning the License – Don't Let It Get Lost at Sea!
After the ceremony (and hopefully a killer reception with enough food to feed a small army), don't forget about your precious marriage license! Your officiant needs to sign it and return it to the county clerk's office within 60 days. This is what makes it all official, folks. Don't lose it on the dance floor, or accidentally feed it to a pelican (because, again, Florida).
Congratulations! You're Officially Married!
Now go forth and multiply (or, you know, don't, it's entirely up to you) and enjoy married life in the Sunshine State!
FAQs:
- How to find a premarital prep course? A quick Google search for "Florida premarital prep course
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