So You Want to Swap Samosas for Sausage Rolls: A (Mostly) Practical Guide to Moving from India to London
Let's face it, India is fantastic, but maybe you've been bitten by the Big Ben bug. You crave cups of tea that aren't strictly chai (though fear not, London has you covered there too!), fancy a go at navigating the legendary (and slightly terrifying) London Underground, and your wardrobe needs a refresh that includes something other than kurtas (although, let's be honest, those are comfy).
Well, my friend, this guide is for you. Buckle up, because we're taking a one-way ticket from the land of spices to the land of... well, maybe not as many spices, but definitely some interesting accents.
Step 1: Visa Quest - More Thrilling Than Finding a Decent Dosa On a Tuesday
First things first, you'll need a visa. This can be a bit of a bureaucratic maze, so grab yourself a strong cup of chai (or maybe a cup of English Breakfast tea, to get yourself acclimatized) and get ready to do some research. The UK government website (https://www.gov.uk/browse/visas-immigration) is your best friend here. There are different visas for work, study, and even for the independently wealthy (if that's you, lucky duck!).
Important Don't try and wing it. Visa applications can be complicated, so make sure you understand the requirements for your chosen route.
Subheading: Patience is a Virtue You Never Knew You Had
This process can take a while, so be prepared to wait. Don't spend those months refreshing your email every two seconds though, use the time to polish your resume or practice saying "tomato" in a posh English accent (it's tomayto, by the way, not tomato).
Step 2: Packing Party - How Much Masala Can You Fit in a Suitcase?
Now for the fun part (kind of)! Packing. Remember, London isn't exactly known for its spacious accommodations, so pack light. But don't forget the essentials: your favourite spices (because let's face it, British food needs a little help sometimes), comfy walking shoes (those cobblestones are no joke!), and an umbrella (it rains... a lot).
Top Tip: Leave enough space for a raincoat, because let's face it, it rains... a lot.
Step 3: London Calling - Finding Your Flatmates and Your Flat White
Ah, London accommodation. It's an adventure, to say the least. Be prepared to share your living space (think "flatmates" not "roommates") and maybe even your kitchen cupboard. But hey, that's all part of the experience, right? There are plenty of online resources to help you find a flat, so get searching!
Subheading: Where to Settle?
London is a giant, sprawling city with neighbourhoods as diverse as its population. Do you want to be in the thick of it all in Soho, or chill out in leafy Richmond? Do some research and find the spot that best suits your vibe.
Step 4: Culture Shock
Brace yourself for some culture shock. Londoners might seem a bit reserved at first, but don't be offended, they just need a good cup of tea to warm up (see, you'll be a pro at making those in no time!).
Embrace the Difference
London is an amazing city with a rich history, world-class museums, and enough curry houses to satisfy even the biggest spice fiend. Be prepared for the differences, but also be open to embracing the new.
How-To FAQ
How to find a flatmate? Flatmate websites like SpareRoom or EasyRoommate are a good place to start.
How to get around London? The London Underground is a labyrinth, but it's also the most efficient way to get around. Invest in an Oyster card (like a travel pass) and you're good to go.
How to make friends? Londoners might seem stand-offish, but they're actually quite friendly. Join a club or take a class - a great way to meet people with similar interests.
How to deal with the weather? Layers are your friend. And that umbrella we mentioned? Yeah, you'll want that.
How to find good Indian food? Brick Lane is curry central, but there are great Indian restaurants all over the city. Just ask your new flatmates for their recommendations!
Moving to London can be daunting, but it's also an incredible adventure. So grab your bags, that metaphorical cup of tea, and get ready to experience one of the greatest cities
