So You Need an Obituary in the San Diego Union-Tribune: A Not-So-Mournful Guide
Let's face it, obituaries aren't exactly poolside reads. But hey, when it's your turn to shout "deuces!" from the cosmic pool deck, you want to go out with a bang, not a whimper. The San Diego Union-Tribune can be your megaphone to the masses (or at least your San Diego-based loved ones). But where do you even begin? Fear not, soon-to-be-dearly-departed-darling (or friend/family member of said departed), this guide is here to hold your hand...metaphorically speaking.
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1. Channel Your Inner Hemingway (But Keep it PG-13)
Think of your obituary as your last great story. Bold the important stuff: name, dates of birth and glorious exit, spouse(s) (if applicable), kids (if they haven't disowned you by then). Now for the fun part! Were you a champion ukulele player? Did you hold the neighborhood record for most jellybeans eaten in one sitting (don't judge)? Brag a little! This is your time to shine, even if that shine comes from a disco ball you refused to take down in the basement.
Pro-Tip: Avoid dwelling on the negative. Unless you were a notorious prankster or stole the school mascot, keep it positive. Everyone has a good story in them, even if it involves an unfortunate incident with a rogue squirrel and a peanut butter sandwich.
2. Pictures or It Didn't Happen
A picture is worth a thousand sniffles, or at least a chuckle. Slap on your most dignified grin (or that goofy one your family loves to hate) and let your photo do the talking. Think of it as your ghost's business card to the afterlife.
Tip: A slow, careful read can save re-reading later.
Word to the Wise: Nix the blurry vacation photo from 1987. Unless you were channeling a particularly stylish yeti, it might not be the best look for posterity.
3. It's a Classified, Not a Cliffhanger
The San Diego Union-Tribune offers two obituary options: paid and free. The paid option gives you more space for your literary masterpiece (or at least a decent paragraph). The free option is a great way to keep it short and sweet. Just remember, brevity is key.
Don't forget: Include contact information for anyone who wants to share stories or shed a tear (or maybe just reminisce about that time you accidentally dyed the neighbor's poodle purple).
QuickTip: Skim first, then reread for depth.
FAQ: You've Got Questions, We've (Hopefully) Got Answers
How to write a funny obituary?
Humor is subjective, but focus on the good times and your unique personality. A lighthearted anecdote or a funny quirk can bring a smile to people's faces.
How long can an obituary be?
Tip: Don’t skim past key examples.
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It depends on the option you choose. Paid obituaries allow for more text, while free ones have a shorter word limit.
How much does it cost to place an obituary?
Contact the San Diego Union-Tribune directly for current pricing on paid obituaries.
Tip: Check back if you skimmed too fast.
How can I submit a photo?
Photo submission guidelines are available on the San Diego Union-Tribune website.
How long does it take to place an obituary?
The processing time can vary, so it's best to contact the San Diego Union-Tribune for their current turnaround time.
So there you have it! Now you can go forth and conquer the obituary world (or at least write a darn good one). Remember, even in the face of farewell, there's always room for a little humor.
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