The Hilarious Houdini? Or a Walk in the Park? Mastering the London Fog Dog Harness
Let's face it, folks. Putting on a harness can be a daily battle. Your pup transforms into a furry Houdini, twisting and turning like they're auditioning for the canine Cirque du Soleil. But fear not, weary walker! With a little know-how and a whole lot of patience (and maybe some treats), you can turn this harness-wearing rodeo into a smooth, swaggering strut down the sidewalk.
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| How To Put On London Fog Dog Harness |
Step 1: The Great Harness Unveil
Treat Time! This is where bribery comes in handy. Distract your furry escape artist with a tasty morsel while you grab the London Fog harness. Pro-Tip: Make it a game! Let your pup sniff the harness, then hide it for them to find (with another treat as the reward, of course).
Step 2: The Harness Houdini Maneuver (but hopefully not)
Identify the Escape Points: Here's where things get interesting. London Fog harnesses come in a few styles, but most are either step-in or vest-style. For the step-in, you'll have leg holes for your pup to sashay through. The vest-style goes over their head, so watch out for those playful head shakes that could send the harness flying.
Embrace the Wiggle: This is where the real fun begins. For the step-in, gently guide your pup's paws through the leg holes. For the vest, hold the harness open and, with the magic word "walkies" (or whatever gets your pup excited), encourage them to step into it. There will be wiggles, there will be snorts, but with a little patience, you'll have them harnessed up faster than you can say "squirrel!"
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The Grand Finale: The Clickety-Clack Almost there! Most London Fog harnesses have buckles on the chest or back. Find the corresponding slots and with a satisfying "clickety-clack," you've secured your pup!
Step 3: The Victory Lap (and Treat Tax)
Fit Check: Here's the important part. Slide two fingers under the harness to ensure a snug but comfortable fit. You don't want it too loose, or your pup might just Houdini their way out again.
Treat Time (Again!) Shower your pup with praise and, of course, another treat! They've just conquered the harness monster, and that deserves a celebration.
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Now you're ready to hit the streets! Your pup will be looking sharp and feeling secure (and hopefully a little less Houdini-esque).
Harness FAQ:
How to clean a London Fog dog harness?
Check the care instructions on your specific harness, but most can be hand-washed with mild soap and air-dried.
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How to adjust a London Fog dog harness?
Most harnesses have adjustable straps on the chest and/or back. Slide the tri-glides (those little plastic doohickeys) to achieve a snug fit.
How to choose the right size London Fog dog harness?
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London Fog offers a size chart based on your dog's neck and chest girth. Always measure your pup before buying to ensure a comfortable fit.
How to stop my dog from chewing on their harness?
Provide your pup with plenty of chew toys to redirect their chewing instincts. Bitter apple spray can also be a deterrent (but always test on a small area first).
How to make putting on a harness less stressful for my dog?
Turn it into a positive experience! Use treats, praise, and make it a fun game. The more enjoyable you make it, the easier it will become.
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