So You Want to Be a Published Wordsmith? How to Craft a Letter to the Editor for the Philadelphia Inquirer (and Not Sound Like a Grumpy Muppet)**
Let's face it, sometimes the news leaves you feeling like a character straight out of Sesame Street - utterly bewildered and wanting to express your outrage with a well-placed "Me am mad!" But fear not, fellow Philadelphian, because the Inquirer's Letters to the Editor section is your chance to unleash your inner wordsmith (or at least a slightly-less-grumpy Muppet).
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First Things First: Sharpen Your Claws (Metaphorically Speaking)
Before you launch into a full-on Gonzo tirade about that pesky pothole on your street (because trust me, they've heard about it), take a deep breath and plan your masterpiece.
- Pick your poison (issue, that is): Is it a recent article that got your goat? A chronic city woe that needs addressing? Focus on one specific topic and make it clear.
- Do your research: Show the Inquirer you're not just another keyboard warrior. Briefly mention a relevant detail or two from the article you're responding to, or some data to back up your claims.
Remember: Brevity is your friend. The Inquirer has limited space, so keep your letter concise (think haiku, not epic novel). Aim for under 300 words.
Crafting Your Magnum Opus (Okay, Maybe Just a Letter)
Now that you've got your ducks in a row (or should we say cheesesteaks?), it's time to write! Here's a cheat sheet:
QuickTip: Absorb ideas one at a time.
- Hook 'em from the start: Open with a bang! A funny anecdote, a thought-provoking question, anything to grab the reader's attention (just avoid mentioning Gritty - they get enough of that already).
- State your case: Be clear, concise, and bold with your main points.
- Spice it up (a little): A touch of humor can go a long way. Just remember, the Inquirer's audience isn't exactly rolling on the floor with laughter at a "Yo mama" joke.
- Proofread like a pro: Typos and grammatical errors scream "amateur hour." Double-check your spelling and make sure your sentences flow smoothly.
Pro Tip: Read your letter out loud. Does it sound natural? Does it get your point across effectively?
Sending Your Missive Off to the Great Inquirer Beyond
Now for the moment of truth! Here's how to submit your letter:
- Head to the Inquirer's website: They have a handy dandy online submission form [Letters - The Philadelphia Inquirer].
- Fill 'er up: Be sure to include your full name, address, and phone number (don't worry, they won't publish that part).
- Hit submit and pray for the best!
Patience is a virtue: The Inquirer gets a lot of letters, so it might take a while to hear back. Don't fret, just keep refreshing that browser (but maybe not every five seconds).
QuickTip: Skim first, then reread for depth.
Getting Published? You Rock!
If your letter gets published, do a victory lap around your favorite cheesesteak joint (because, let's face it, what else celebrates a win in Philly?).
FAQ: You've Got Questions, We've (Hopefully) Got Answers
How to make my letter stand out?
Tip: The middle often holds the main point.
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Be unique, be clear, and be respectful (even if you're disagreeing with something).
How long should my letter be?
Aim for under 300 words.
Tip: Jot down one takeaway from this post.
Do I have to include my real name?
Yes, but they won't publish it.
How will I know if my letter got chosen?
The Inquirer will contact you if they plan to publish it.
What if they don't pick my letter?
Don't despair! Keep writing, keep honing your craft, and maybe next time your letter will be the one everyone's talking about (or at least reading over their morning coffee).
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