Desperately Seeking Donovan: Your Guide to Watching the Philadelphia Union (Without Leaving Your PJs)
Let's face it, folks. Sometimes venturing out to the stadium just isn't in the cards. Maybe you're channeling your inner sloth, or perhaps you've got a rabid raccoon guarding your parking spot (stranger things have happened). Whatever the reason, fear not, fellow Union supporter! You can still catch all the action of the Boys in Blue from the comfort of your couch (or bathtub, no judgement). Here's your one-stop guide to becoming a pro at watching the Philadelphia Union from the great indoors.
Channel Surfing 101: The Television Edition
Gone are the days of frantically flipping through channels, desperately hoping you land on the right broadcast. These days, things are a bit more streamlined, but there's still a little detective work involved. First things first, check the opponent. Is it a nationally televised game? Then you might be in luck and catch it on a network like ESPN or FOX (although, let's be honest, they might be too busy showing reruns of curling to spare a glance at Major League Soccer).
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If it's a more local affair, you might need to dig a little deeper. MLS Season Pass on Apple TV is your best bet these days. Think of it like Netflix, but for beautiful people who appreciate the finer points of offside traps (and maybe Taylor Swift, no shame).
But Wait, There's More! Streaming Services: Your New Best Friend
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Let's be real, cable packages are about as relevant as dial-up internet these days. That's where streaming services come in to save the day (and your wallet). Platforms like YouTube TV offer MLS Season Pass as an add-on, so you can catch all the Union action alongside your favorite cat videos (because, priorities).
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The Old Fashioned Way: Catching a Game at the Pub (Because Sometimes You Do Want to Leave the House)
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Alright, alright, so maybe sweatpants and takeout aren't your thing. You crave the electric atmosphere of fellow Union supporters cheering on the team. Well, fret no more! Philly boasts a whole network of Official Union Pub Affiliates, all guaranteed to be showing the game with the volume cranked up. Bonus points for tasty pub fare and frosty beverages – because who doesn't love a good cheesesteak and a beer while watching some silky-smooth soccer?
Frequently Asked Questions (Because We Know You Have Them)
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- How to watch Philadelphia Union games if I live outside of Philadelphia? No problem! MLS Season Pass on Apple TV is available nationwide (and even internationally in some countries).
- How much does MLS Season Pass cost? Check the Apple TV website for current pricing, but it's generally less expensive than a night out at the fancy cocktail bar.
- What if I don't have Apple TV? Fear not, grasshopper! Some cable providers and streaming services offer MLS Season Pass as an add-on.
- Is it weird to watch a soccer game in my pajamas? Absolutely not! Comfort is key, my friend.
- Can I bring my pet raccoon to the pub to watch the game? While we love the enthusiasm, we recommend leaving the wildlife at home. Most pubs have fairly strict policies about furry friends (unless it's a service animal, of course).
So there you have it! Now you're fully equipped to become a pro at watching the Philadelphia Union, no matter where you are or what your attire of choice might be. Now get out there (or stay in there, we won't judge) and cheer on the Boys in Blue!
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