Calling All Perth Rugger Bugs: Your Rugby World Cup Survival Guide!
The Rugby World Cup is upon us, folks, and that means it's time to crack open a coldie, slip into your favourite Wallabies jersey (or whichever team tickles your fancy), and prepare for a feast of tries, tackles, and maybe even a streaker or two (although hopefully not!). But before you start planning your celebratory shoey (don't Google that if you don't know!), here's your one-stop guide to catching all the action in sunny Perth.
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The Lone Wolf (or should we say, Wallaby?): For the die-hard fan who wants complete control of the remote and the freedom to wear last year's pyjamas (because who needs pants when you've got scrums?), then streaming is your champion. Stan Sport is your best bet, offering every match ad-free, live, and in glorious HD – because you deserve to see every epic try in all its pixelated glory.
The Pack Mentality: Craving the atmosphere of a roaring crowd and the company of fellow fanatics? Perth has a plethora of pubs and venues screening the games live. Imagine the scenes – every try met with a collective "Aussie Aussie Aussie! Oi Oi Oi!", every missed penalty sparking a good-natured (hopefully) debate. Check out pubs like The Claremont or The Royal on the Waterfront – just be sure to book a table in advance, these spots get busier than a ruck at a discount pie stall!
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What to Eat (Because Rugby Makes You Hungry)
The Traditional Spread: Think sausage rolls, party pies, and enough dips to float a small boat. Don't forget the obligatory bucket of chips – the perfect halftime refuel.
The Fancy Feast: Looking to elevate your game-day experience? Whip up a batch of gourmet snag rolls or a fancy cheese platter. Just remember, international sporting events are not the time to test out your experimental vegan shepherd's pie recipe – unless you want your mates to stage an intervention.
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How to Avoid Annoying Your Housemates (or Significant Other)
Communication is Key: Let your housemates know you'll be MIA for the duration of the tournament (except for bathroom breaks, of course). Maybe even offer to do the dishes for a week – a small price to pay for uninterrupted rugby bliss.
Strategic Snack Placement: Stock the fridge with plenty of beers and snacks to avoid those dreaded mid-game fridge raids that always seem to happen during the most crucial moments.
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Embrace the Mute Button: Sometimes, even the most insightful commentary can't compete with the roar of the crowd. Don't be afraid to embrace the mute button for those moments of pure, unadulterated sporting drama.
Bonus Tip: Invest in some noise-cancelling headphones – life saver!
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| How To Watch Rugby World Cup In Perth |
Frequently Asked Questions:
How to watch the Wallabies games for free? You can catch all Wallabies matches, plus the final, live on free-to-air TV via Channel 9. However, you won't get access to all the other games.
How much does Stan Sport cost? A Stan Sport subscription currently costs around $15 a month on top of your regular Stan subscription.
What if I don't have a smart TV? No worries! You can still stream Stan Sport on your laptop, phone, or tablet.
Where can I find a list of pubs showing the Rugby World Cup? A quick Google search for "Perth pubs showing Rugby World Cup" should do the trick!
How many times can I wear the same jersey throughout the tournament? Let's just say, washing machines are optional during the Rugby World Cup (but deodorant is not!).
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