So You Wanna Fly Out of Melbourne? A Guide for the Discerning Traveller (or Escapee)
Ah, Melbourne. The city of laneways, trams, and that lingering feeling you might be covered in a thin layer of smashed avo. But what if the urge to escape the allure of flat whites and AFL finals becomes too strong? Fear not, intrepid traveller (or fleeing criminal, no judgement here), for Melbourne Airport, also known as Tullamarine (fun fact: named after a racecourse that used to be there), is your gateway to the great beyond.
But with 42 airlines at your beck and call, choosing your chariot can be daunting. Worry not, my friend, for this handy guide will have you soaring through the skies in no time (unless there's a delay due to a runaway wombat on the runway, which, hey, is all part of the Melbourne experience).
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| What Airlines Fly Out Of Melbourne |
Domestic Departures: Where to Find Your Inner Bogan
Qantas, the Grand Dame of Australian Aviation: She's reliable, she's comfy (business class is practically a bed!), and she might even throw in a complimentary prawn for good measure. Perfect if you want to arrive feeling like a captain of industry (or at least someone who can afford a bar upgrade).
Jetstar: The Discount Daredevil: Think of Jetstar as the Ryanair of Australia (without the questionable safety briefings). It's cheap, cheerful, and gets you from A to B. Just don't expect frills like in-flight entertainment or assigned seating unless you fork over some extra cash.
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Virgin Australia: The Boutique Airline (Kinda): Once Qantas' main competitor, Virgin Australia is now kind of like the cool younger sibling trying to find its place in the world. It's got a decent mix of budget and premium options, and the mood lighting isn't half bad.
Rex: The Country Hopper: If your destination is more "outback pub" than "five-star resort," then Rex is your gal. Smaller planes, regional routes, and a good chance you'll be sharing the flight with a sheepdog named Blue.
International Escapades: To Infinity and Beyond (or at Least Bali)
Asia Calling? Cathay Pacific, Singapore Airlines, and Malaysia Airlines will whisk you away to the land of delicious food, questionable plumbing, and massages that will make you question your life choices back home (in a good way).
QuickTip: Stop to think as you go.
Europe on Your Mind? Emirates, Etihad, and Qatar Airways will turn your trip into a mini flying palace experience. Think plush seats, fancy amenity kits, and enough onboard entertainment to make you forget you're hurtling through the sky at 10,000 feet.
Looking for a Yank Adventure? United Airlines will get you to the States. Just, uh, maybe pack some snacks.
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Don't Forget Our Kiwi Cousins! Air New Zealand will have you saying "Kia Ora" to New Zealand in no time. Fun fact: their safety video might be the most entertaining one out there.
QuickTip: Pause at transitions — they signal new ideas.
Still Stuck? Here are some helpful FAQs:
How to Find the Cheapest Flight? There are many online flight comparison websites, but be sure to factor in baggage fees and other hidden costs.
How Much Luggage Can I Take? This varies depending on the airline and the class you're flying. Always check the airline's website before you pack your entire wardrobe.
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What if My Flight Gets Cancelled? Don't panic! The airline is obligated to rebook you on the next available flight or offer you a refund.
What's the Best Way to Get to the Airport? Melbourne has a variety of options, including taxis, rideshare services, and the Skybus.
Do I Need a Visa for My Destination? This depends entirely on your destination country. Check the Department of Foreign Affairs and Trade website for the latest information.
So there you have it! With this knowledge and a slightly adventurous spirit, you'll be departing Melbourne like a seasoned pro in no time. Now get out there and explore the world (or at least get some decent coffee that isn't burnt)!
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