London Calling! But Who Answers? A Guide to London's Most Recognizable Guards
So you're traipsing around jolly old London, taking selfies with red phone boxes and dodging double-decker buses (mind the gap!). But amidst the hustle and bustle, you spot these stoic figures standing guard at palaces and fortresses. Splendid uniforms! Towering hats! You gotta know, who are these guardians of history? Well, fret no more, dear tourist, for we're about to embark on a crash course in London's finest fellas (and a few good ladies too).
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| What Are The Guards In London Called |
The Towering Terrors (Who Aren't Actually That Scary): The Beefeaters
These chaps, with their impressive titles like "Yeomen Warders of Her Majesty's Royal Palace and Fortress the Tower of London" (phew!), are more commonly known as Beefeaters. Don't be fooled by the name, though. Despite the rumours, they weren't assigned to taste the Queen's corgis for poison (although, one can only dream of such a noble position). The origin of the nickname is a bit of a mystery, but most likely comes from an old French term for someone who served food at court.
These days, the Beefeaters are primarily ceremonial guardians of the Tower of London. They're a friendly bunch, often sporting impressive mustaches and a wealth of historical knowledge. Bonus fact: All Beefeaters must be retired warrant officers from the British Armed Forces with impeccable service records. So, while they might not be tasting the Queen's dinner, they're certainly well-qualified to protect her bling (that's the Crown Jewels, for the uninitiated).
Not-So-Secret Service: The Queen's Guard (or King's Guard, Depending on the Reign)
Standing guard at Buckingham Palace and St. James's Palace, these fine fellows in their iconic red tunics and bearskin hats are the epitome of British stoicism. Changing the Guard is a popular tourist attraction, with synchronized marching and the occasional (purposeful!) stumble that leaves the crowd chuckling. But don't be fooled by their deadpan expressions; these soldiers are highly trained professionals from the British Army's Household Division.
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Top Tip: If you see a Guard looking particularly grumpy, don't take it personally! They're not allowed to smile or chat while on duty. (Although, if you catch them with a cheeky grin, that's a sure sign they're off duty and up for a pint!)
Beyond Beefeaters and Buckingham Palace: A Royal Rundown
London boasts a variety of guards, each with their own unique role:
- The Household Cavalry: These chaps, mounted on horseback and sporting gleaming helmets, provide security for the monarch during ceremonial occasions.
- The Yeomen Warders: Not to be confused with the Beefeaters (although they do share a love of history and impressive titles), the Yeomen Warders are responsible for guarding the Tower of London's armory.
So there you have it! A whistle-stop tour of London's most recognizable guards. Now you can impress your mates back home with your newfound knowledge.
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FAQ
How to spot the difference between a Beefeater and a Queen's Guard?
Easy! Beefeaters guard the Tower of London and wear black uniforms with Tudor bonnets. Queen's Guards wear red tunics and those fabulous bearskin hats.
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How to know if a Guard is on duty?
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If their weapon is held upright, they're on duty and shouldn't be disturbed. If their weapon is slung over their shoulder, they're on a break and might be more receptive to a polite hello (but don't expect a chat!).
How to take a good picture with a Guard?
Stand at a respectful distance and avoid making loud noises. Remember, they're working, not posing for your Instagram.
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How to avoid getting shouted at by a Guard?
Don't touch them, don't try to make them laugh (they won't!), and don't wander into restricted areas. Common sense goes a long way!
How to become a Beefeater or a Queen's Guard?
Both require a stellar military career! Check out the British Army's website for enlistment information. But be warned, these are prestigious positions, so competition is fierce!
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