The Big Apple's Big Kickers: A Guide to NYC's MLS Teams (Because Let's Face It, Saying "Metropolitan Area" is a mouthful)
Ah, New York City. The city that never sleeps, the land of towering skyscrapers and even taller egos (don't worry, we all have them). But beneath the honking taxis and Broadway belters lies a fierce passion for a sport often relegated to afterthoughts: soccer. Yes, that's right, folks, New York has not one, but two Major League Soccer teams ready to steal your heart (and maybe your lunch money if you underestimate their skill).
Team #1: New York City FC (NYCFC)
The Trendy Upstart: Think Yankee Stadium with a David Beckham Statue
NYCFC is the new kid on the block, gracing the soccer scene with their fancy blue threads since 2015. They play in the heart of the Bronx (yes, you can actually see the stadium from Yankee Stadium!), boasting a shiny new arena and a fan base growing faster than a bodega line after a snowstorm. They might be young, but they pack a punch, having already snagged an MLS Cup championship in 2021.
NYCFC Fan Fun Fact: Their supporters group, The Third Rail, is known for its electric atmosphere and (occasionally) hilarious chants directed at opposing teams.
Team #2: New York Red Bulls (NYRB)
The Established Bull: They May Not Be in the City, But They're Still New York-ish (We Think)
Don't let the name fool you, these Red Bulls don't play in the city itself. They reside just across the Hudson River in the not-quite-as-glamorous Newark, New Jersey. But hey, they're close enough, right? Established in 1996, the Red Bulls are the MLS veterans, boasting a long and storied history (including a stint playing in Giants Stadium – that's right, they used to share a home with football!). They haven't clinched the MLS Cup yet, but they've come close several times, and their rivalry with NYCFC is the stuff of legend (and sometimes spilled beverages).
NYRB Fan Fun Fact: Their supporters group, The Supporters Group, is known for its unwavering dedication and, ahem, interesting choice of scarves (think more red smoke and less cashmere).
So, Which Team Should You Support?
This, my friend, is the age-old question that has divided families and sparked heated debates at local pubs. Here's a (slightly sarcastic) breakdown to help you decide:
- Do you prefer fancy new stadiums or historic, slightly-less-fancy ones? (NYCFC vs NYRB)
- Are you more of a "new money" or "old money" kind of fan? (NYCFC vs NYRB)
- Do loud, sometimes-NSFW chants tickle your funny bone? (Either team's supporters group!)
Ultimately, the best way to choose is to catch a game from both teams and see which one ignites your passion (or at least entertains you the most).
FAQ: Becoming a New York MLS Fan (The Cliff Notes Version)
How to pick a team? See above.
How much do tickets cost? Prices vary depending on the game and seat location, but generally expect to spend anywhere from $30 to a couple hundred bucks.
What should I wear? Team colors are a good bet, but anything that shows your enthusiasm is welcome (within reason, of course. No inflatable bull costumes... yet).
What's the deal with all the chanting? It's a way to support your team and poke fun at the other side. Just don't take it personally (unless it's directed at you, then maybe take it personally).
Is it fun? Absolutely! The atmosphere at MLS games is electric, and New York fans are known for their passion (and sometimes their colorful language). So grab some friends, some snacks (pretzels are a NYC stadium classic), and get ready to cheer!
