Bridging the Gap: A Totally Unofficial Guide to NYC's Bridges (Because Let's Face It, You're Lost)
Ah, New York City. City of dreams, city of pigeons, city of... a surprising number of bridges? That's right, folks, forget jaywalking, the real test of a New Yorker is knowing which bridge to take to get where you're going (or at least which one offers the best 'grammable' view).
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| What Bridges Are In New York City |
From Tourist Traps to Total Triumphs: A Rundown of NYC's Most Iconic Bridges
The Brooklyn Bridge: The OG, the granddaddy, the bridge so famous it even has its own pizza. Walk it, bike it, or just gape at its majestic steel skeleton. Just be prepared to share the walkway with selfie sticks and confused tour groups recreating that scene from "Annie."
The Manhattan Bridge: The Edgy Cousin to the Brooklyn Bridge, the Manhattan Bridge offers a slightly less crowded experience (though that could change, so get your pics while the gettin's good). Fun fact: it's also the bridge of choice for many a superhero landing.
The George Washington Bridge: The Commuter's Conundrum. Look, this bridge is impressive, but let's be honest, you're probably stuck in bumper-to-bumper traffic and not in the mood for sightseeing. But hey, at least you can say you crossed a bridge that holds the record for most car traffic in the world!
But Wait, There's More! A Selective Sampling of NYC's Other Bridges (Because Seriously, There Are a Lot)
The Queensboro Bridge: The Art Deco Dreamboat. This cantilever bridge is a looker, with gorgeous trimmings that make you wonder why you're not crossing it on your way to a Gatsby party.
The Williamsburg Bridge: The Hipster Haven. Sure, it's a bridge, but it's also practically a runway for Brooklyn's most fashion-forward residents. Just watch out for those fixed-gear bikes.
The High Bridge: The Unexpected Oasis. This hidden gem is actually a pedestrian walkway built on top of an old water conduit. Perfect for a peaceful stroll with a view of the Hudson River (and maybe a few rogue pigeons).
Remember: This is just a taste of the bridge buffet that is New York City. There are dozens of others, each with their own unique personality (and traffic woes).
FAQ: You've Got Questions, We've Got (Kinda) Snarky Answers
- How to avoid crowds on the Brooklyn Bridge? Get there at sunrise... or learn to teleport.
- How to take the best picture on the Williamsburg Bridge? Black and white, vintage filter, brooding expression (bonus points for a cigarette that you don't actually smoke).
- How to get across the George Washington Bridge quickly? Become a billionaire and buy a helicopter.
- How to identify a Queensboro Bridge enthusiast? They'll be the ones wearing a sequined headband and quoting F. Scott Fitzgerald.
- How to appreciate the High Bridge? Bring a sense of wonder and maybe a loaf of bread for the aforementioned pigeons (they're practically begging for it).
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