The Big Apple: A Guide to Stuff You Won't Believe You Can Actually Do (Besides Hail a Cab)
Ah, New York City. The city that never sleeps (except for that time everyone collectively decided to binge-watch "Squid Games" and the entire island went dark by 10 pm). But seriously, NYC is a concrete jungle bursting with enough activities to keep you busy for a lifetime (or at least until your wallet cries uncle).
So, you're planning a trip to the city that runs on dollar pizza and bodega dreams? Buckle up, because we're about to break down what makes NYC so darn entertaining.
Must-Do Tourist Cliches (But Seriously, Do Them)
Be Basic and Be Proud: Embrace your inner tourist and snag that iconic photo with the Statue of Liberty. Just try not to block the view for everyone behind you while you perfect your Instagram pose (unless you're going for the "annoying tourist" aesthetic, then by all means, block away).
Ascend to the Top (or Almost the Top): No trip to NYC is complete without conquering a skyscraper. Head to the Empire State Building for breathtaking 360-degree views, or if you're feeling fancy, check out the Edge at Hudson Yards, where you can test your fear of heights while dangling over the city on a glass floor (don't worry, it's very safe...ish).
See a Broadway Show (Unless You'd Rather See a Rat Wearing a Top Hat Perform Breakdancing): Sure, it might not be cheap, but there's a reason why Broadway is legendary. From timeless classics to hilarious new hits, there's a show for everyone (except maybe rats with breakdancing aspirations).
Off the Beaten Path (But Still Totally Worth It)
Get Cultured (Without Feeling Cultured): NYC boasts some of the world's most incredible museums. The Metropolitan Museum of Art (aka the Met) is a labyrinth of artistic wonders, but if you're feeling overwhelmed, head to the Museum of the City of New York for a quirky deep dive into the city's fascinating history (did you know hot dog stands used to be horse-drawn carts?).
Explore the Boroughs (Because Manhattan Isn't Everything): Take a walk across the Brooklyn Bridge, arguably the most iconic bridge in the world (don't tell the Golden Gate Bridge we said that). Venture into Queens to get lost in the vibrant (and delicious) world of Flushing Meadows Corona Park or visit the Green-Wood Cemetery in Brooklyn for a dose of history and stunning tombstones (Edgar Allan Poe would be proud).
Eat Like a Local (Without Actually Living There): Sure, there's a million fancy restaurants, but where's the real New York flavor? Grab a slice of dollar pizza (because when in Rome...), devour a pastrami on rye from a classic Jewish deli, or indulge in a steaming plate of chicken and rice from a neighborhood halal cart (trust us, it's better than it sounds).
FAQ: Conquering the Concrete Jungle Like a Boss
How to Get Around: The NYC subway system is an adventure in itself, but it can be overwhelming. Invest in a MetroCard and download a subway map app (trust us, you'll need it). If you're feeling fancy, hail a yellow cab (just be prepared to channel your inner negotiator, because those fares can add up).
How to Avoid Tourist Traps: Do your research! Skip the overpriced restaurants in Times Square and head to local joints instead. Look for hidden gem recommendations online or ask your hotel concierge for their off-the-beaten-path favorites.
How to Budget: NYC can be expensive, but there are ways to save. Many museums offer free admission days, and there are tons of free walking tours available. Pack your walking shoes and explore the city on foot (just be prepared for some serious steps).
How to Dress: New Yorkers are a stylish bunch, but there's no need to go overboard. Pack comfortable shoes (because you'll be doing a lot of walking), and layers are always a good idea (the weather can be unpredictable).
How to Speak New Yorker: Learn a few key phrases like "extra cheese on my bagel" and "can I get a refill on my iced coffee?" Knowing a little bit of the lingo will make you feel like a local (even if you're not quite there yet).
So there you have it, folks! A crash course in conquering the incredible, overwhelming, never-ending wonder that is New York City. Now
