Ye Olde Tower of London: More Than Just a Prison (Though Let's Be Honest, That's Pretty Cool Too)
So you're thinking of visiting the Tower of London? Cracking decision, my friend. This historic fortress packs a punch, offering a whole heap of shenanigans (in a dignified, historical way, of course) to keep you entertained. Forget your boring museum snooze-fests, the Tower's got something for everyone, from history buffs to those who just fancy a laugh at some bloke in a shiny suit of armour.
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Crown Yourself a Gemstone Guru
Let's start with the bling everyone flocks to see: the Crown Jewels. We're talking tiaras that could out-sparkle the Las Vegas strip, and enough diamonds to make your eyeballs water (in a good way, we hope). You'll be gawking at these priceless beauties used by British monarchs for centuries, including the legendary Koh-i-Noor diamond, so shiny it's rumoured to bring misfortune (though maybe that's just because everyone else will be jealous of your virtual crown).
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Beefeater Banter and Bloody Tower Tales
No trip to the Tower is complete without meeting the iconic Yeoman Warders, also known (rather inaccurately) as Beefeaters. These friendly chaps (and the occasional chapette these days) are guardians of the Tower, and their history is just as fascinating as the fortress itself. Don't be shy, ask them a question! They're a fountain of knowledge (and, hopefully, terrible jokes).
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Speaking of history, the Tower has a fair share of darker stories too. If you're feeling brave, explore the Bloody Tower (don't worry, it's not actually dripping blood... anymore) and learn about the unfortunate souls who met their demise within its walls. History buffs will love the Medieval Palace and chilling Torture at the Tower exhibition, but maybe skip this one with the little ones.
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** suit up like Henry VIII (or at least see his massive codpiece)**
Calling all armour enthusiasts (or those who just appreciate a good codpiece)! The Tower of London boasts a collection of weaponry that would make even the most bloodthirsty Viking jealous. The White Tower, the oldest part of the fortress, is home to the Armoury, where you can see suits of armour that once protected (and possibly hindered) kings, queens, and their loyal knights. Keep an eye out for Henry VIII's suit of armour – it's a real head-turner (though perhaps not in the way he intended).
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Beyond the Beef: Exploring the Tower Grounds
The Tower isn't all history lessons and shiny rocks (though those are pretty great). Take a stroll along the Battlements and imagine yourself defending the castle from a dastardly siege. Spot the famous Tower Ravens – these clever birds are said to be guardians of the Tower, and legend says if they ever leave, the whole kingdom will crumble (so basically, don't upset them with your pasty crumbs).
Need a Break from History? We've Got You Covered
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After all that excitement, you might need a rest for your royal feet. Grab a bite to eat at the on-site cafes, or explore the selection of quirky gift shops to find the perfect souvenir (who wouldn't want a tea cosy shaped like the White Tower?).
How to conquer the Tower of London:
- How to get tickets: Book your tickets online in advance, especially during peak season.
- How to get there: The Tower is easily accessible by London Underground, bus, or even boat!
- How long does it take to visit? Allow at least 3 hours to explore everything properly.
- How to dress? Comfortable shoes are a must, as there's a lot of walking involved.
- How much fun will you have? A lot, my friend, a lot.
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