Irma and Jacksonville: A Tale of Two Cities (Except They Weren't Actually Two Cities)
Ah, Hurricane Irma. Remember that whole fiasco in 2017? The Caribbean got pummeled, Florida braced for impact... and then... Jacksonville got off relatively scot-free? Let's dive into the weird world of Irma's intensity downgrade and Jacksonville's brush with a watery (but not that watery) fate.
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Irma the Monster, Irma the Mild-Mannered Clerk?
Irma started off like a heavyweight boxer, rocking the Caribbean as a Category 5 hurricane. It was all "watch out, tiny islands, here comes Irma!" But then, on its way to Florida, Irma seemed to forget how to hurricane. Maybe it misplaced its rage planner, or accidentally booked a spa day instead of a demolition derby. Whatever the reason, by the time Irma neared Jacksonville, it had weakened to a tropical storm.
Jacksonville: confused Pikachu face
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So, What Hit Jacksonville Then?
Instead of a monstrous right hook, Jacksonville got hit with a stiff breeze and some serious rain. The city experienced its worst flooding in history, thanks to the storm surge from the St. Johns River. Think more "ankle-deep puddles cause a fashion crisis" than "entire neighborhoods underwater."
Basically, Irma went from King Kong to that creepy kid who keeps borrowing your lunch money.
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Jacksonville's Irma Haiku:
Irma roars in fury, City preps for watery doom, Just gets some wet socks.
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Frequently Asked Questions (Because the Internet Never Sleeps)
How to prepare for a hurricane (even if it's downgrading): Stock up on essentials (food, water, batteries), have a hurricane plan, and stay informed!
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How to check a hurricane's current intensity: National Weather Service (NWS) is your friend! They'll have the latest info.
How to know if you're in the evacuation zone: Check with your local authorities. Don't mess with Mother Nature's temper tantrums.
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How to deal with post-hurricane flooding: Stay safe, prioritize electrical safety, and contact the proper authorities for assistance.
How to avoid a hurricane stealing your lunch money (metaphorically speaking): This one's a tough one. Maybe pack an extra sandwich?
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