The 2024 London Marathon: Who's Ditching the Limo for Lycra?
The London Marathon is back, baby! And this year, it's not just your average punter pounding the pavement. We're talking celebs, folks – those beautiful (or at least very well-lit) people you see on telly. But ditch the red carpet, this year they're trading in tiaras for trainers.
So, who's brave (or foolish?) enough to run 26.2 miles in front of millions?
- The Comedians on a Mission: Forget punchlines, this year's laugh riot is all about raising money for good causes. We've got Romesh Ranganathan running for Campaign Against Living Miserably, hoping to leave audiences in stitches (and maybe raise some awareness about mental health).
- Musicians Who Don't Want to Be Driven (Literally): McFly's Harry Judd is back for another year, proving that rockers have more stamina than they get credit for. Bonus points for Joel Dommett, who ran the entire marathon in a piranha costume straight out of The Masked Singer. Commitment, or just a desperate bid to avoid an outfit change? You decide!
- Soap Stars Getting Real (For a Storyline): EastEnders actors Jamie Borthwick and Emma Barton took one for the team (and their characters) by running the marathon in costume for an upcoming storyline. Talk about dedication to the craft!
And that's not all! Former politicians, actors you vaguely recognize, and reality TV also-rans were all spotted sweating it out on the course. Just remember, folks, even celebrities get blisters.
How to Spot a Celebrity on the Course (Besides the Entourage)
- Look for the entourage (it's kind of a giveaway).
- Listen for the panicked shouts of "That's definitely Phil Dunster from that one show!"
- Keep an eye out for anyone looking surprisingly perky after 20 miles.
Pro Tip: If you see a sweaty mess in a piranha costume, that's definitely Joel Dommett.
Frequently Asked Questions (Because You Know You're Curious)
How to Train for a Marathon (Like a Celebrity, Obviously): Hire a team of nutritionists and personal trainers. Easy, right?
How to Get into the London Marathon (Like a Celebrity, Obviously): Be famous. Sorry, that's the only real answer.
How to Run a Marathon in a Costume (Like a Celebrity, Obviously): Choose a costume that allows for good ventilation (piranha costumes not recommended).
How to Raise Money for Charity (Like a Celebrity, Obviously): Leverage your fame to secure massive donations. But hey, even small donations make a difference!
How to Not Look Like a Total Mess After Running a Marathon (Like a Celebrity, Obviously): Hire a glam squad to meet you at the finish line. Again, the celebrity life...
