The Quest for the Channel: Where to Witness the Melbourne Cup Majesty (Without Ending Up Watching Basket Weaving)
The Melbourne Cup. The race that stops a nation. A day overflowing with fascinators, fancy frocks, and enough bubbles to make a champagne flute weep. But with all the excitement, one crucial question can throw a spanner in the works: where on earth do I watch it?
Fear not, fellow racing enthusiasts! This guide will have you navigating the channel jungle with the grace of a champion jockey.
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| What Channel Is The Melbourne Cup On |
Gone are the Days of Channel Ten (RIP)
For the past few years, Channel Ten held the reins for Melbourne Cup glory. But in a shocking twist that would make even the most dramatic soap opera jealous, Channel Ten is no longer the Melbourne Cup broadcaster. Don't worry, they're probably busy filming a new reality show called "Where Did All Our Ratings Go?"
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Enter the New Champion: Channel Nine Takes the Reins
That's right, folks! As of 2024, Channel Nine is the proud owner of the Melbourne Cup broadcast rights. So, mark your calendars, set your reminders, and prepare to witness the race that stops a nation on the glorious Channel Nine.
Important side note: If you're still clinging to the memories of Channel Ten's coverage, don't despair! You can still catch the race (and all its glorious pre-race entertainment) on Racing.com, Channel 78 (metro) and 68 (regional).
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Still Confused? Don't Worry, We've Got You Covered
Here's a handy dandy cheat sheet to avoid any last-minute meltdowns:
- Melbourne Cup 2024: Tune in to Channel Nine for all the action.
- Alternative Options: Can't find Channel Nine? Check out Racing.com on free-to-air TV or online platforms.
_Remember, folks: Watching basket weaving is strictly prohibited on Melbourne Cup Day. Stick to the horses, the bubbles, and the glorious chaos that is this iconic Aussie tradition.
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Frequently Asked Questions (Because We Know You Have Them)
How to watch the Melbourne Cup if I don't have cable?
- You can catch the race live and free on Channel Nine or stream it online through their website or app.
How to impress my friends with my Melbourne Cup knowledge?
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- Drop some fun facts! Did you know legendary jockey Frankie Dettori came out of retirement just to compete in the 2024 Cup?
How to avoid getting into a heated debate about the best Melbourne Cup outfit?
- A simple solution: compliment everyone's fabulous attire! There's room for all kinds of sartorial splendour on this day.
How to make sure I have enough bubbles for the race?
- Stock up early! The race that stops a nation can also lead to a champagne shortage.
How to ensure I never miss another Melbourne Cup?
- Bookmark this guide and set a reminder in your calendar. We'll be here next year to guide you through the glorious Melbourne Cup channel chaos!
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