Mr. Gitten in Ginny and Georgia: A Guide to the Most Unintentionally Hilarious Villain (Except Maybe for Actual Villains)
Ah, Mr. Gitten. The name that strikes fear (and maybe a touch of amusement) into the hearts of Wellsbury High students. But what exactly did this literature lover do to earn such a reputation? Buckle up, peaches, because we're diving into the glorious mess that is Mr. Gitten's classroom antics.
The Master of Microaggressions (But Like, Really Subtle, Like Needs-a-Microscope Subtle)
Mr. Gitten's brand of not-so-greatness is all about those tiny, well-meaning-but-ultimately-insensitive comments. Think asking Ginny, the sole Black student in class, to suggest a more "diverse" book for the reading list. Or assuming she wouldn't understand a classic because, you know, those darn millennials and their avocado toast addiction. The key takeaway here? Mr. Gitten's attempts to be progressive land with all the grace of a baby giraffe on ice skates.
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The Champion of Confusing Grading (Because Apparently A Doesn't Always Mean A)
Remember Ginny's powerful poem for the essay contest? Yeah, the one that tackled race and identity in a way that would make Maya Angelou proud? Mr. Gitten, bless his oblivious heart, deemed it "too unconventional" and awarded the prize to...wait for it...Hunter's essay about his goldfish. Because apparently, the struggles of a goldfish are more relatable than the experiences of a young Black woman. Let's just say, Mr. Gitten's grading system left everyone as confused as a koala after a sugar rush.
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The King of Unintentional Comedy (Because Laughter is the Best Medicine, Right?)
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Okay, okay, so maybe Mr. Gitten wasn't exactly trying to be funny. But let's be honest, his obliviousness often resulted in laugh-out-loud moments. There's the time he tried to connect with the students by using slang that sounded like it came out of a dusty textbook on "Teen Speak for Dummies." Or the way he tried (and failed) to navigate the complexities of social media, leaving everyone wondering if he even knew how to use a smartphone. Mr. Gitten, you may not have been the best teacher, but you sure did provide some unintentional comedic relief.
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How To Deal with a Mr. Gitten in Your Own Life (Because We All Know One)
1. How to Respond to Microaggressions: Educate politely (if you have the energy) or channel your inner Beyonc� and walk away like a queen.2. How to Deal with Confusing Grades: Talk to the teacher calmly, gather evidence (if possible), and escalate if necessary.3. How to Maintain Your Sanity with an Oblivious Teacher: Laughter is key. Find humor in the situation and vent to your friends.4. How to Avoid Becoming a Mr. Gitten: Stay up-to-date, be culturally sensitive, and remember, clear communication is your friend.5. How to Get Rid of a Mr. Gitten (Just Kidding...Mostly): Unfortunately, you can't exactly fire your teacher. But you can focus on your own learning, find a mentor outside of class, and maybe start a petition for a more diverse curriculum.
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So there you have it, folks. Mr. Gitten: a cautionary tale, a source of amusement, and a reminder that sometimes, the best way to deal with a bad situation is to laugh it off (while also working towards positive change, of course).
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