Myrtle Hits the Big Apple: A Shopping Spree for the Ages (and Tom's Wallet)
Myrtle Wilson. The name practically screams "retail therapy." So, when she rolls into New York City on Tom Buchanan's arm (and dime), let's just say the credit card companies start sweating. But what exactly did this vivacious, vengeance-wearing shopper snag on her whirlwind shopping spree? Buckle up, fellas, because we're diving into the glamorous, gaudy, and gotta-have-it purchases of Myrtle in the concrete jungle.
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| What Does Myrtle Buy When They Arrive In New York City |
Beauty on a Budget (Well, Sort Of)
Forget La Mer serums and diamond-dust facials, Myrtle's all about drugstore finds. We see her picking up some good ol' cold cream to keep that glow going. Now, this might not be the height of Gatsby-esque extravagance, but hey, cold cream gets the job done, especially when Tom's "allowance" probably resembles pocket change compared to Daisy Buchanan's trust fund.
Pro-tip for Myrtle: Honey, a little experimentation with makeup shades goes a long way. That shade of rouge you picked might be a tad...aggressive for a daytime look.
Scents and Sass: A Perfume Fit for a Flapper
The exact brand of perfume Myrtle spritzes on remains a mystery (probably because it involved a questionable name like "Love Potion" or "Dangerously Desirable"). Whatever it is, you can bet it has a floral explosion strong enough to knock a flapper off her cloche hat.
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Side note: Myrtle, darling, maybe lay off the perfume a tad. A subtle spritz goes a long way, and Tom might appreciate being able to breathe again.
Keeping Up with the Joneses (or the Buchanans)
While Myrtle might not have the social standing of Daisy Buchanan, she sure as heck wants to look the part. Enter a copy of "Town Tattle" magazine, the 1920s version of a gossip blog. Myrtle needs to stay in the know about the latest scandals and who's wearing what at the swankiest shindigs.
PSA to Myrtle: Don't believe everything you read in those gossip rags, honey. Half of it's probably fabricated anyway.
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The Most Unexpected Purchase (and Biggest Hint)
Now, this one's a doozy. On their way to the city, Myrtle sets her sights on a street vendor selling puppies. Next thing you know, Tom's shelling out for an adorable (and expensive) airedale. This furry friend isn't just a cute addition to the apartment; it's a major foreshadowing moment. The pup serves as a not-so-subtle clue to George Wilson that his wife might be straying.
Life lesson for Myrtle: Maybe hold off on the extravagant purchases until your relationship status is a little more, ahem, "secure."
Myrtle's Shopping Spree: FAQ
How to channel your inner Myrtle on a budget?
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Drugstore makeup and vintage finds are your best friends!
How to avoid a perfume disaster?
Less is more, darling. One spritz is enough!
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How to stay informed without gossip rags?
Strike up conversations with people! You'd be surprised what you can learn.
How to avoid accidentally foreshadowing your infidelity with a puppy purchase?
Maybe stick to a nice scarf or some flashy earrings.
How to survive a shopping spree with Tom Buchanan?
Lower your expectations and pack some Advil for the inevitable headache.
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