Calling All Gilmore Groupies: The Logan-Shaped Hole in Your Stars Hollow Heart Gets Filled (Finally!)
Ah, Season 7 of Gilmore Girls. A rollercoaster of emotions, questionable life choices (looking at you, Rory with the weird hair dye), and the ever-present will-they-won't-they of Rory and Logan. Speaking of Logan, where did that charming bad boy disappear to after his little jaunt across the pond? Fear not, my fellow viewers, for I am here to be your beacon of Gilmore knowledge!
The Great Return: Episode 5, "The Great Stink"
Yes, you read that right. Episode 5, titled "The Great Stink," is when Logan graces Stars Hollow with his presence once again. Now, the episode title might not exactly scream "romantic reunion," but hey, beggars can't be choosers, right? We all know Logan has a knack for dramatic entrances (remember the Life and Death Brigade?), so maybe a strategically placed "business trip" in Rory's neck of the woods falls under that category.
Was it REALLY a business trip though? Let's be honest, the odds of a high-powered London deal landing him in Stars Hollow are about as likely as Lorelai giving up coffee for a month. But hey, we'll take what we can get!
So, dust off your Team Logan t-shirts (or judgy side-eye, depending on your stance) because Episode 5 is your Gilmore must-watch!
FAQs for the Logan-Obsessed
How to tell if Logan ACTUALLY missed Rory? Watch closely for lingering glances, witty banter, and maybe even a hint of vulnerability. Remember, this is Logan, king of hiding his emotions under a layer of sarcasm.
How to prepare for Logan's return? Stock up on Pop-Tarts (Rory's favorite) and coffee (Lorelai's lifeblood) because you're in for a whirlwind of emotions.
How to deal with the questionable life choices of Season 7 Rory? Deep breaths, my friend. Deep breaths. We all make mistakes (especially with hair dye).
How to relive the entire Gilmore Girls saga (because let's be real, you probably want to)? Fire up your favorite streaming service and get ready for a Stars Hollow binge-a-thon!
How to find your own charming bad boy (but maybe with a tad less chaos)? That, my friend, is a question for the ages. But hey, maybe watching Logan's journey will give you some pointers (or at least a good laugh).
