I-95 in Philly: Exits Mysteriously Disappearing Like Socks in the Dryer?
Hey road warriors, ever get the feeling that exits on I-95 in Philadelphia are playing hide-and-seek? You blink, and suddenly POOF! Your exit is gone! Don't worry, you're not hallucinating (although those cheesesteaks might be messing with your mind). Here's the lowdown on the disappearing exit act:
Tip: Keep the flow, don’t jump randomly.
Tip: Take mental snapshots of important details.
QuickTip: Skip distractions — focus on the words.
QuickTip: Pay attention to first and last sentences.
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| What Exits Are Closed On 95 In Philadelphia |
The Great Exit Escape: Top Spots to Watch Out For
Cottman Avenue Caper: Seems like Cottman Avenue decided to become a one-way street. The on-ramp at Bridge Street is out of commission, and Tacony Street is only northbound between Bridge Street and New State Road.
Tacony-Palmyra Bridge Tango: Feeling rejected? The Tacony-Palmyra Bridge isn't letting traffic onto Tacony Street anymore. It's all westbound to Levick Street these days.
Remember, these are just the exits currently playing Houdini. Construction on I-95 is like a bad roommate – always showing up unannounced.
Don't Get Stuck in Exit-istential Dread: Pro Tips for Navigating the Maze
Befriend a GPS (or Maps App): These digital wizards will help you avoid the exit evaporation zones and reroute you like a champ.
Plan Ahead, Grasshopper: Check traffic updates before you hit the road. PA Department of Transportation - I-95 Updates is your BFF for this.
Channel Your Inner Chill: Getting flustered won't make the exits reappear. Take a deep breath, crank up some tunes, and enjoy the ride (well, as much as you can in Philly traffic).
FAQs for the Frustrated Freeway Flyer
How to avoid the closed exits? Use a GPS or check traffic updates before your trip to know which exits to dodge.
How to get around the Cottman Avenue closure? Take the on-ramp from Columbus Boulevard to I-95 North just south of Lombard Street.
How to get on I-95 from the Tacony-Palmyra Bridge? You're out of luck for now. Take an alternate route or use the Betsy Ross Bridge instead.
How to stay sane on I-95 in Philly? Patience, my friend, patience. Maybe pack a good audiobook or podcast.
How to make the exits reappear? We're working on it. In the meantime, channelling your inner David Hasselhoff on Knight Rider might help (though it probably won't actually work).
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