You Scream, You Shove Your Axle Through Ice Cream: The Delectable Disaster That is Michigan Pot Hole Ice Cream
Ah, Michigan. Land of the Great Lakes, home of Motown, and the undisputed champion of... potholes? Yes, those ubiquitous craters that transform every spring into a real-life game of Mario Kart. But fret not, fellow Michiganders, for even our road woes have inspired a culinary triumph: Michigan Pot Hole ice cream!
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Not Your Mama's Rocky Road
Michigan Pot Hole isn't your average grocery store ice cream. This unique concoction, dreamt up by the legends at Ashby's Sterling Ice Cream in Shelby, Michigan, is a bold and bumpy tribute to the state's, ahem, "road character."
We're talking chocolate ice cream as smooth (or maybe as smooth) as a freshly paved highway, studded with thick swirls of dark fudge that resemble the dreaded tar patches lurking around every corner. And to truly capture the pothole experience, there are even chunks of chocolate-covered pretzel pieces that stand in for, well, you get the idea.
It's a flavor that'll have you saying, "Wow, this is delicious... and weirdly appropriate?"
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More Than Meets the (Swirled) Spoon
Michigan Pot Hole isn't just about the laughs (and the slightly traumatized nostalgia). Ashby's donates 1% of all sales to help fund road repairs in the state. So, with every pint you purchase, you're not just indulging your inner daredevil, you're contributing to a smoother future for Michigan's underbellies.
That's right, you can eat ice cream and actually improve the roads! Now that's a flavor we can all get behind (or, more accurately, in front of to avoid a pothole).
FAQ: Michigan Pot Hole Ice Cream Edition
How to find Michigan Pot Hole ice cream?
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While Ashby's has locations throughout Michigan, Michigan Pot Hole might not always be on the menu. Check their website or social media for updates on availability [search Ashby's Sterling Ice Cream locations].
How to convince my friends to try Michigan Pot Hole ice cream?
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Tell them it's like a delicious metaphor for life in Michigan. They'll get it.
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How to avoid actual potholes while driving in Michigan?
This one's a tough one. But hey, at least you have Michigan Pot Hole ice cream to commiserate with afterward!
How to make Michigan Pot Hole ice cream at home?
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There are copycat recipes online, but it might be easier (and tastier) to support a local Michigan creamery.
How to prepare your car for Michigan roads?
Extra-strength shock absorbers and a healthy dose of optimism are a good start.
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