Don't Fill Up on Faux Fuel: The Great Gas Goof-Up of Florida (August 2023 Edition, Not Happening Now...Hopefully)
Florida Man strikes again! But this time, it's not about wrestling alligators or riding lawnmowers through hurricanes. No, sir, this is a story of a different kind of fuelish folly. In August of 2023, the Sunshine State was hit with a wave of contaminated gas that left drivers fuming (pun intended) and mechanics scratching their heads.
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The Diesel Debacle: How Regular Gas Became a Recipe for Repairs
Imagine this: You're prepping for Tropical Storm Idalia, filling up your trusty steed to make a getaway, when BAM! You pump what you think is good ol' reliable gasoline, only to find out it's got more in common with a choo-choo train than a sleek sports car. That's what happened to folks who fueled up at certain Citgo stations around Tampa, Fort Myers, and Sarasota. A product routing error (translation: someone goofed) led to diesel fuel being accidentally mixed with regular gas.
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Diesel Disaster: Signs Your Ride Might Be Running on Regret
So, how do you know if you became an unwitting participant in this automotive adventure? Here's a quick rundown of the symptoms your car might exhibit:
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- Coughing and sputtering: Your engine might sound like it's having a disagreement, running rough and unevenly.
- Reduced power: Say goodbye to speedy getaways. Contaminated gas can make your car feel sluggish and unresponsive.
- The Sputter Shuttle: In the worst-case scenario, your car might decide to take a permanent nap on the side of the road.
Fear Not, Florida Friends! This Was a One-Time Blunder (Hopefully)
The good news is, this diesel drama was a one-time incident. Thankfully, the Florida Department of Agriculture and Consumer Services got on the case quickly, identifying affected stations and issuing stop-sale orders. The bad gas was flushed out, tanks were cleaned, and normalcy returned to the Florida pump scene.
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But hey, a little knowledge never hurt anyone! So, how can you avoid a future faux-fuel fiasco?
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How to Avoid a Gas Gaffe: 5 Frequently Asked Questions
How to Know if a Station Has Contaminated Gas? This is unlikely these days, but if you're ever worried, check for news reports or contact your local Department of Consumer Affairs.
How to Tell if You Pumped Bad Gas? Look for the signs mentioned earlier: engine sputtering, reduced power, and your car potentially becoming a very expensive lawn ornament.
How to Fix a Car that Got Contaminated Gas? Don't try to be a hero! Get your car towed to a mechanic who can drain the tank and flush the system.
How to Avoid Contaminated Gas in the Future? Pay attention to pump labels and if something seems off, don't be afraid to ask the gas station attendant.
How to Stay Entertained While Stranded on the Side of the Road (Hopefully Never)? Download some podcasts, pack a good book, or channel your inner Florida Man and wrestle a stray alligator (not recommended).
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