The Sunshine State Melts: How the Orange Bowl Turned into a Georgia Peach Party
Florida State fans, gather 'round. Georgia fans, feel free to grab a lawn chair and bask in the afterglow. Let's talk about the Orange Bowl that turned into a citrus-scented smackdown.
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The Buildup: Sunshine and (Unearned?) Confidence
Florida State, the Seminoles, strutted into the game undefeated (well, 13-0) and boasting a fearsome defense. They'd bulldozed their way through the ACC, leaving opponents in their dust. Georgia, well, they were just a bunch of scrappy Bulldogs with a chip on their shoulder, right? Wrong. Both teams were snubbed by the College Football Playoff committee, leading to some serious pre-game grumbling.
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The Punchline: From Sunshine to Sunburn
Turns out, all that sunshine in Tallahassee didn't prepare the Seminoles for the Bulldog blitz. Georgia came out hungry, their offense a well-oiled machine compared to a sputtering jalopy on FSU's side. The score? A humiliating 63-3 for Georgia. Yep, you read that right. 63-3. That's more points than most folks score in a game of checkers, let alone college football.
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FSU's freshman quarterback, Brock Glenn, looked like he was auditioning for a role in Bambi, not leading a championship contender. Meanwhile, Georgia's offense was a highlight reel, racking up points faster than you could say "orange slice."
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The Fallout: Memes, Misery, and Moving On
The internet, of course, had a field day. Memes of distraught Seminole fans and celebratory Bulldogs flooded social media. FSU fans tried to argue that missing key players due to draft prep or the transfer portal somehow excused the beatdown. But even the most die-hard garnet and gold supporter knew this one stung.
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For Georgia, it was a chance to flex their muscles and remind everyone why they deserved a shot at the title. For FSU, it was a harsh reality check and a long offseason filled with questions.
How to Deal with the Aftermath: A Totally Unofficial Guide for FSU Fans
1. How to avoid reliving the nightmare? Easy, unsubscribe from every college football highlight channel. Trust me, your sanity will thank you.2. How to cope with the gloating Georgia fans? Headphones. Lots and lots of headphones.3. How to find comfort? Binge-watch replays of FSU's glory days. Remember when Jameis Winston roamed the field? Those were good times.
4. How to move on? Focus on the future! Maybe next year will be the Seminoles' year... right?5. How to channel your frustration productively? Take up a stress-ball collection hobby. You'll need it.
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