The Curious Case of Trevor Lawrence's Body: More Fragile Than a Glass Cannon?
Jacksonville Jaguars fans, buckle up! This ain't your grandpappy's quarterback injury update. Forget the usual "sore elbow" or "questionable" tags. Trevor Lawrence, our very own gunslinger, seems to be collecting ailments like Pok�mon cards.
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From High Hopes to High Antics: A Season of Dabs and Dings
Remember that magical Week 11 where Lawrence snatched the AFC Offensive Player of the Week crown? Those were the good times, folks. But then came the whammy. A sprained ankle in Week 13 sent him limping off the field, leaving us with a bitter taste of defeat (and a questionable dance move celebration... but hey, we don't judge).
And just when we thought things were looking up, fate (or maybe a particularly enthusiastic defensive lineman) intervened. A sprained AC joint in his throwing shoulder, courtesy of the Tampa Bay Buccaneers, has Lawrence in the questionable bin once again.
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Is Trevor made of porcelain? Maybe not, but this string of injuries is starting to feel like a bad sitcom.
So, Can Lawrence Suit Up for the Next Game?
The answer, dear reader, is a resounding "maybe." Coach Pederson is keeping things close to the vest, but there have been some encouraging signs (read: Lawrence isn't whimpering quite as much).
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Here's the thing: the Jags desperately need a win to salvage their playoff dreams. Will Lawrence be the hero we need, or will he be watching from the sidelines with a bag of ice and a grimace? Only time (and the Jacksonville medical staff) will tell.
But hey, at least the memes are on point.
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How to Deal with the Emotional Rollercoaster of a Banged-Up QB?
Here's a handy guide for fellow Jags fans feeling the Trevor Lawrence injury blues:
How to channel your inner Urban Meyer? Easy, just grab a questionable beverage and yell motivational speeches at the TV. Results not guaranteed.
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How to avoid becoming a full-blown cynic? Focus on the bright side! Maybe Gardner Minshew can come in and surprise everyone with his glorious mustache and penchant for trick plays.
How to properly sacrifice to the Football Gods for Lawrence's health? Offerings of chicken wings and Duval-themed jerseys are highly recommended.
How to mentally prepare for the next inevitable injury update? Deep breaths, people. Deep breaths.
How to show your unwavering support for Trevor Lawrence? Send him virtual well wishes (and maybe some bubble wrap).
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