The Farewell of a San Antonio Legend: Where Did Mark Austin, KSAT 12's Golden Anchor, Disappear To?
Did your San Antonio mornings suddenly feel a little less chipper lately? Did you reach for the coffee pot with a tear in your eye, muttering, "Where's Mark Austin?" Fear not, fellow Alamo City dwellers, for this isn't a news story about a tragic broadcast booth tumble (although that would make one heck of a ratings grabber). Mark Austin, the man who practically was KSAT's morning news for 25 years, has simply set sail on a new adventure – retirement!
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| What Happened To Mark Austin Ksat 12 |
The Man, the Myth, the Brisket-Smoking Legend
For a quarter of a century, Mark Austin was a fixture in San Antonio households. He woke us up with a smile, delivered the news with gravitas (even during those, ahem, "interesting" weather events), and even regaled us with tales of his fishing exploits in the "Gone Fishin'" segment. Let's be honest, who knew freshwater fishing could be so suspenseful?
But Mark Austin was more than just a pretty face (though let's be real, the man has aged like a fine Texas cabernet). He's a two-time Lone Star Emmy winner, a cancer survivor (talk about an anchor with grit!), and a champion brisket smoker – a true Texas trifecta.
So Long, Farewell, and Thanks for All the Fishin' Tips!
Mark's official send-off came in June of 2024, and it was a tearjerker (or maybe that was just the onions Mark was caramelizing for his retirement party brisket). San Antonians showered him with well-wishes, and even his co-anchors got a little misty-eyed.
Tip: Take notes for easier recall later.
But fear not! Mark isn't vanishing into thin air (though with his piloting skills, who knows?). He's simply taking some well-deserved time to relax, pursue his hobbies (cue the image of Mark in a kayak, battling a monstrous catfish), and maybe even catch a Formula 1 race or two.
We, the people of San Antonio, salute you, Mark Austin! May your retirement be filled with sunshine, winning fish tales, and perfectly smoked meats.
Mark Austin KSAT 12: FAQ
How to Grieve the Loss of a Morning News Anchor?
QuickTip: Skim fast, then return for detail.
Give yourself time. It's okay to shed a tear (or five) while watching reruns of Mark's "Gone Fishin'" segments.
How to Replace Mark Austin in Your Morning Routine?
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Start your day with a hearty breakfast taco (because everything's better with breakfast tacos) and find a new news source that speaks to you.
QuickTip: Read section by section for better flow.
How to Smoke Brisket Like a Texan Legend?
There's no replicating Mark's secret recipe, but there are plenty of online tutorials to get you started. Just remember, low and slow is the way to go!
How to Catch a Catfish the Size of a Buick?
Tip: Patience makes reading smoother.
We recommend asking Mark directly. The man practically whispers to catfish.
How to Move On With Your Life After Reading This Hilarious and Informative Article?
Share it with your friends, neighbors, and anyone else who misses Mark Austin's dulcet tones on KSAT 12. After all, laughter (and perfectly smoked brisket) is the best medicine.
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