The Buckeyes and the Playoff: A Guide to Improbable Feats and Wild Wishes
Buckeye Nation, buckle up! Our scarlet and gray heroes may not have the clearest path to the College Football Playoff, but hey, that's never stopped us from dreaming big, right? Let's delve into the fantastical, the outrageous, and the downright wacky scenarios that need to unfold to get Ohio State back in the national championship picture.
 |
| What Has To Happen For Ohio State To Make The Cfp |
A Celestial Alignment of Wins and Losses
First things first, the Buckeyes gotta win out. Every. Single. Game. No slip-ups, no stumbles, definitely no surprise losses to pesky mid-majors with a chip on their shoulder. This means CJ Stroud needs to be channeling his inner Joe Montana, the defense transforms into a brick wall, and the run game finds its missing oomph.
But wait, there's more! We also need some serious help from around the college football landscape. Here's where things get interesting:
QuickTip: Don’t skim too fast — depth matters.
- The Alabama Shuffle: The Crimson Tide, those ever-present CFP bullies, gotta take a tumble. Maybe Bryce Young forgets how to throw a football, or Nick Saban gets abducted by aliens obsessed with implementing the wishbone offense (hey, a man can dream).
- The One-Loss Domino Effect: A few other top contenders need to suffer a heartbreaking defeat along the way. Clemson tripping over their own shoelaces? Penn State spontaneously combusting? It's not outside the realm of possibility, folks!
Remember, these are just the appetizers. The main course involves...
A Touch of Chaos (or Maybe a Whole Lot)
Let's face it, Buckeye Nation thrives on a little chaos. Here's where things get truly wild:
Tip: Read aloud to improve understanding.
- The Return of the Spoiler: Remember that pesky team that always seems to pull off an upset against a ranked opponent? Yeah, we need them to target some of the other contenders with laser focus.
- The Strength of Schedule Shuffle: The college football gods need to shine a benevolent light on the Buckeyes' schedule. Maybe some surprise victories by our opponents get our strength of schedule to look like a five-star buffet compared to everyone else's burnt toast.
Of course, there's always the chance of...
A CFP Committee Epiphany
Maybe, just maybe, the CFP committee will have a sudden attack of Buckeye love and see the inherent brilliance, the undeniable heart, the sheer Ohio State-ness of our team and shove them in the Playoff picture anyway. Hey, a man can dream, can't he?
QuickTip: Pause before scrolling further.
 |
Alright, alright, enough with the fantasy. Let's get to some real talk.
How to Help the Buckeyes Reach the CFP (Besides Blind Faith and Sacrifices to the Horseshoe)
How to channel your inner Buckeye cheerleader? Easy! Rock that scarlet and gray with pride, spread the gospel of Ohio State football everywhere you go, and maybe leave an offering of buckeye candies at the Horseshoe (urban legend has it, it works wonders).
Tip: A slow, careful read can save re-reading later.
How to stay up-to-date on the ever-changing CFP landscape? Follow all the major college football news outlets, listen to podcasts by overenthusiastic Buckeye alumni, and refresh your ESPN app every five minutes.
How to deal with the inevitable emotional rollercoaster? Stock up on tissues (both celebratory and tear-jerking varieties), have a designated stress-ball on hand, and remember, there's always next year.
How to handle the smug comments from fans of other teams? A confident smile, a knowing wink, and a simple Go Bucks! should do the trick.
How to celebrate if the Buckeyes defy all odds and make the Playoff? Let loose, Buckeye Nation! Paint the town scarlet and gray, crank up the fight song, and prepare for a month of pure, unadulterated college football bliss.
 |
