You're Going Up, Up, Up (But Not Really That Up): Decoding "Uptown" in NYC
Ah, New York City. The city that never sleeps, the land of a million dreams, and the place where directions can leave you more lost than a tourist at rush hour. Today, we're tackling a question that's befuddled Brooklynites and baffled out-of-towners for generations: what exactly is considered "uptown" in NYC?
The Short Answer (For Those Who Like Their Lattes To-Go)
Uptown generally refers to anything north of 59th Street in Manhattan. Think Central Park and keep on truckin' – that's uptown territory. This includes fancy neighborhoods like the Upper East Side (where Gossip Girl would totally live) and the Upper West Side (where you might just bump into a celebrity...or at least their dog walker).
The Slightly Longer Answer (For Those Who Want the Scoop)
But hold on a sec, things get a bit tricky. There's also a place called Upper Manhattan, which encompasses neighborhoods like Harlem, Washington Heights, and Inwood. These areas are definitely north of, well, everything else in Manhattan, but some New Yorkers might not consider them part of "uptown" proper. It's a whole thing.
The "Uptown" vs. "Upper Manhattan" Showdown: Throw Down Your Croissants!
Here's the gist:
- Uptown: Generally means anything north of 59th Street, including the Upper East Side and Upper West Side. Think fancy brunches, museums, and doormen who look like they could bench press a yellow cab.
- Upper Manhattan: Refers to the northernmost part of Manhattan, including Harlem, Washington Heights, and Inwood. Think vibrant culture, historical sites, and a whole different energy than uptown.
So, Basically...
It depends who you ask! But to be safe, you can use "uptown" to refer to anything north of 59th Street in Manhattan. Just be prepared for a lively debate with a local about the finer points of New York geography.
Bonus Tip: If you're ever unsure, just point north and say, "Is that uptown?" They'll either tell you you're right, or launch into a passionate explanation that will leave you more entertained than educated.
How to navigate NYC like a pro (even if you're totally lost):
How to ask for directions: Instead of a simple "How do I get there?", try, "Hey there, how do I get to [place] the super-fast way, even if it involves squeezing through a secret tunnel?" New Yorkers appreciate your adventurous spirit.
How to hail a cab: Forget the movies. Make intense eye contact, project an aura of unwavering confidence, and maybe throw in a Beyoncé-level hand wave.
How to avoid tourist traps: If someone tries to sell you a giant rubber pretzel for $20, walk away. Just walk away.
How to dress for the subway: Comfort is key. Layers are your friend. And deodorant is a public service.
How to find the best pizza: Honestly, just ask a local. You won't regret it.
