The Glass House in Slow Horses: Not Your Average Greenhouse (Except Maybe for Secrets)
Anyone who's dived into the world of AppleTV+'s "Slow Horses" has likely found themselves scratching their heads at a particular set piece: the glass house. This isn't your average conservatory filled with ferns and questionable taxidermy. Oh no, this glass house is about as glamorous as a damp sock, and twice as secretive.
Where is this Mysterious Glass House?
Well, that's a bit of a TV magic trick. In the real world, there is no singular "glass house" that serves as the headquarters for Jackson Lamb's ragtag group of MI5 rejects. The filmmakers cleverly cobbled together a few different locations to create the illusion.
Fake it 'til You Make It: Remember those tense scenes where the Slow Horses huddle around a table strategizing? Believe it or not, those were filmed in a decidedly unglamorous underground car park. The crew built a fake glass wall to give the impression of, well, a glass house. Talk about resourceful!
A Cauldron of Bureaucracy (Disguised as a Parking Lot): For additional exterior shots, the production team used another, you guessed it, underground car park. This one, however, wasn't gussied up with any fancy glass walls. It probably looked exactly how you'd picture the administrative purgatory that is Slough House.
Why So Secretive, Glass House?
Let's face it, the whole point of Slough House is that it's a dumping ground for MI5's rejects. They're not exactly supposed to be out there saving the world with high-tech gadgets and laser beams (although, that would make for a much more exciting show). So, the fact that their headquarters is basically a glorified parking garage makes perfect sense. It's all about keeping things low-key and under wraps.
Think of it as the anti-MI6 headquarters. No flashy Q Branch with exploding pens and self-destructing ties. Just leaky pipes and the lingering scent of disappointment.
FAQ: Glass House Edition
How to Get a Job at the Glass House? (Don't Bother)
Unless you're particularly skilled at messing up top-secret missions, getting a job at the real-life Slough House (which probably doesn't even exist) is likely out of the question. But hey, there's always applying to be a regular MI5 agent!
How to Build Your Own Glass House (Spoiler Alert: It's Not for Espionage)
If you're looking for some architectural inspiration, there are plenty of resources available online for building a real glass house. Just remember, it might not be the best place to hide from enemy agents (or angry neighbors).
How to Tell the Difference Between a Real Glass House and a Fake One Used in a TV Show? (Look for the Spy Stuff)
If you see a suspiciously large glass house overflowing with secret files and brooding ex-agents, it's a safe bet it's a movie set. Real glass houses are more likely to be filled with ferns and questionable taxidermy (as previously mentioned).
How to Make Your Own Fake Glass Wall (Just in Case)?
For the truly dedicated Slow Horses fan, there are always DIY projects! While building a full-blown glass wall might be a bit ambitious, there are plenty of creative ways to incorporate some glass elements into your home office for that extra touch of espionage-inspired flair.
How to Keep Your Secrets Safe (Even Without a Glass House)?
The best way to keep your secrets safe? Probably not to tell anyone in the first place. But if you must, invest in a good lock and maybe a shredder.