The Melbourne Demons: More Than Just Scary Names and Tight Shorts (But Seriously, What's Their Song?)
The Melbourne Demons. A team that strikes fear into the hearts of opponents (or maybe just gives them nightmares about giant, blue demons). They're AFL royalty, with a history that stretches back longer than your uncle's questionable comb-over. But what about their theme song? Is it a heavy metal anthem that would make even Ozzy Osbourne flinch? Nope. Is it a soulful ballad that would bring a tear to a glass eye? Negative.
The answer, dear reader, is both far more surprising and slightly less exciting (but hey, you can't win 'em all). Buckle up, because we're about to delve into the fascinating, and slightly bizarre, world of the Melbourne Demons' song.
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| What is The Melbourne Demons Song |
It's a Grand Old Flag...Wait, What?
That's right, folks. The Melbourne Demons don't have their own unique theme song. Instead, they've proudly belted out a slightly modified version of "It's a Grand Old Flag", the same song used by...wait for it...the American Civil War.
QuickTip: Look for repeated words — they signal importance.
Yes, you read that correctly. The mighty Demons are apparently channeling their inner Abraham Lincoln while they ruthlessly dismantle their opponents on the field. Who knew these Aussie rules warriors had such a soft spot for Uncle Sam?
But Why, Melbourne, Why?
Honestly, that's a question that's been lost to the mists of time. Some theories suggest they adopted the song on a trip to Tasmania in 1912 (because, you know, what else do you do on a trip to Tasmania besides pick up a rousing Civil War anthem?). Others believe it was a last-minute decision after someone misplaced the "We Will Rock You" CD.
Tip: Remember, the small details add value.
Whatever the reason, "It's a Grand Old Flag" has become synonymous with the Demons. They sing the first verse (with a few tweaks to make it more Melbourne-y), and it gets the crowd going every time. Hey, if it ain't broke, don't fix it, right?
So, There You Have It
The Melbourne Demons' song is a curious case of borrowed glory. It may not be the most original tune, but it's a tradition, and who are we to argue with tradition? Besides, it's kind of funny to imagine a bunch of burly Aussie footballers belting out a song about waving flags and remembering the good ol' days.
Tip: Focus on one point at a time.
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Demon FAQs: Frequently Asked Questions (with a Twist)
How to sing the Melbourne Demons song?
Easy! Just grab your nearest American and learn the first verse of "It's a Grand Old Flag." Bonus points for dramatic flag-waving.
QuickTip: Skim the intro, then dive deeper.
How to convince your friends the Demons wrote "It's a Grand Old Flag?"
Good luck, mate. The internet is undefeated.
How to avoid getting confused when the Hawthorn Hawks also sing "It's a Grand Old Flag?"
Simple! Look for the team in the red and blue. Unless they're playing an away game, then you're on your own.
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