Snakes in Philly: From Tiny Tenants to Territorial Tossers
So, you've found yourself sharing your cheesesteak with a creepy crawler in the City of Brotherly Love? Don't worry, chances are it's not a fugitive cobra (though that would make one heck of a story for the local news). Let's shed some skin on the slithery situation and see what kind of snakes you might encounter in Philly.
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| What Kind Of Snakes Are In Philadelphia |
The Non-Venomous Neighborhood Nibblers:
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- The Dekay's Brown Snake: This little guy might be the size of your shoelace, but he packs a punch...well, a poop punch. That's right, if feels threatened, this drama queen will musk you up somethin' fierce. But fear not, their bites are more of a tickle than a trauma.
- The Eastern Garter Snake: These are your classic garden hose-looking snakes. They come in a variety of colors, from flashy yellow stripes to sleek black, and love munching on slugs and worms. They're basically nature's pest control patrol (though maybe not as cuddly as a ladybug).
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While encountering these guys in Philly is rare, it's not impossible to stumble upon them in the wilder outskirts of the city.
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- The Timber Rattlesnake: This danger noodle takes home the prize for the "Most Dramatic Exit" award. Their signature rattle lets you know they're not happy to see you, and their venom can definitely put a damper on your day. Important: If you see one, admire it from afar (with a healthy dose of zoom on your phone camera).
Frequently Asked Philadelphian Snake wrangling Questions (you probably didn't ask, but hey):
- How to Identify a Dangerous Snake? Look for a triangular head and a thick body. If it rattles, that's a good sign to, uh, rattle outta there.
- How to Get a Snake Out of My House? The best approach is to call animal control. Snakes are wild animals, and even the non-venomous ones can get bitey if stressed.
- How to Avoid Snakes? Keep your yard free of debris and tall grass where they like to hide. Cover up any holes in your foundation (no one likes surprise roommates).
- How to Help a Snake I Found? If the snake isn't bothering you, leave it alone! Snakes are beneficial creatures that keep rodent populations in check.
- How to Become a Snake Whisperer? This probably isn't a good idea for the average person. Maybe stick to snake documentaries.
Remember, in Philly, the scariest things you're likely to encounter are pigeons and cheesesteak heartburn. But hey, if you do run into a snake, just stay calm, and maybe offer it a soft pretzel. You never know, you might make a slithery friend (though they probably won't share your fries).
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