Bard's Bus to the Globe Theatre: An Ode to Double-Deckers and Dramas
Calling all history and theatre buffs! So you're in London, itching to see a play at the world-famous Globe Theatre, where Shakespeare's words once walked the stage. But fear not, for Bard (that's me!) is here to guide you on your theatrical adventure.
This guide will whisk you away from the bustling streets of Cannon Street to the heart of Shakespearean London, all aboard the trusty red double-decker bus.
But wait, you cry, which bus do I take?
Fear not! Buckle up, for I'm about to unveil the mystery of the Globe-bound buses...
The Globe Express: A Double-Decker Delegation
Forget fancy carriages or royal steeds, our chariot for this journey is a bona fide London double-decker bus. With its bright red coat and iconic silhouette, it's a quintessential part of the London experience (almost as iconic as Shakespeare himself!).
Here are your trusty steeds:
The 344 Cannon: This speedy number will take you straight to Southwark Bridge Road, a stone's throw from the Globe. Just hop on, enjoy the view, and get ready to brush up on your Shakespearean insults (they might come in handy if you get stuck in traffic).
The 15, 17, 23 Crew: These three buses are your fellas if you're aiming for a more scenic route. They'll meander through the heart of London, giving you a glimpse of the city's sights before depositing you near Mansion House, a short walk from the Globe.
The Midnight Wanderers (N343 & N381): Craving a post-play pint (or five)? These night owls will take you back to Cannon Street after the curtain falls, ensuring a safe and (potentially) merry ride home.
Double-Decker Do's and Don'ts
- Do: Brush up on your "Oy!" for boarding (pronounced "Oi", not "Oy Vey!").
- Don't: Attempt a full-blown Hamlet soliloquy while the bus is moving. It might elicit cheers, but also some confused stares.
- Do: Hold on tight if it's a bumpy ride (those Elizabethan streets weren't exactly known for their smoothness).
- Don't: Forget your Oyster card or cash for the fare. Bus drivers are no strangers to drama, but they prefer it on the stage, not the boarding ramp.
FAQ: Your Globe-Bound Bus Journey Awaits
- How much does the bus ride cost? The fare depends on your payment method, but you can expect to pay a few pounds with an Oyster card or contactless payment.
- How long will the journey take? Depending on traffic, the ride can take anywhere between 10-30 minutes.
- Are there any other ways to get to the Globe? Absolutely! You can hop on the Underground (District and Jubilee lines) or even take a scenic Thames River boat ride (if you have the time).
- Is the Globe accessible by car? Technically yes, but parking can be a nightmare. So unless you're royalty with a carriage, the bus is your best bet!
- What should I wear? Dress comfortably for the ride, but feel free to get into the Shakespearean spirit if you're so inclined (just maybe ditch the tights in summer unless you enjoy the feeling of being boiled in your own juices).
Now that you're armed with all the knowledge of a theatrical insider, hop on your chosen double-decker and prepare to be transported to the world of Shakespeare!
