Yo! Avoiding the Not-So-Chill Zones in Philly Like a Boss
Let's face it, Philly's a fantastic city. Cheesesteaks that'll clog your arteries in the best way possible, Rocky-inspired runs up the Art Museum steps (just minus the whole getting chased by the police thing), and enough history to make Benjamin Franklin himself do a high five. But even the City of Brotherly Love has a couple of areas that are, well, less brotherly and more "avoid eye contact and walk briskly."
So, before you rent a U-Haul and move next door to Gritty (the mascot, not a real-life Philadelphian...hopefully), here's a quick guide to the neighborhoods you might want to steer clear of, delivered with a healthy dose of Philly charm (and maybe a sarcastic remark or two).
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| What Neighborhoods To Avoid In Philadelphia |
Here Be Dragons (or at least some sketchy characters):
- Kensington & Harrowgate: These two bros are BFFs when it comes to drug activity and violence. Think "Requiem for a Dream" but with more cheesesteaks (though you probably won't be hungry after witnessing certain things).
- North Central Philly: Not exactly known for its scenic views (unless you dig abandoned buildings). This area is best left for urban explorers...with Kevlar vests.
- Strawberry Mansion: Sounds like a delightful place to live, right? Maybe in a parallel universe. This neighborhood has its fair share of property crime, so keep your valuables close.
Remember: This ain't an exhaustive list. Crime can fluctuate, so do your research before settling on a spot.
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Signs You're in the Wrong Neighborhood:
- The only lullaby you hear at night is sirens.
- Tumbleweeds (or, more likely, shopping carts) blow down the street.
- People greet you with a hearty, "Yo, what you lookin' at?"
If you experience two or more of these, it's time to politely excuse yourself.
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Fear Not, Philly Newbie!
Even with a few rough patches, Philly is an awesome place to live. There are tons of fantastic neighborhoods with great vibes (and way fewer reasons to clutch your purse a little tighter). Do some research, find a spot that suits your style, and get ready to experience the cheesesteak-fueled magic of the City of Brotherly Love!
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How-To FAQs for the Philly Newbie:
- How to find a safe neighborhood in Philly? Check out crime maps and neighborhood reviews online, but also consider talking to locals for their insights.
- How to avoid sketchy situations? Stay alert, trust your gut, and don't walk alone at night in unfamiliar areas.
- How to get around Philly safely? The subway system (SEPTA) is extensive and generally safe. Ride-sharing services are also a good option.
- How to embrace the Philly spirit? Learn the lingo (hoagie anyone?), root for the Eagles (Fly Eagles Fly!), and don't be afraid to try something new (like a cheesesteak with whiz wit).
- How to survive a Philly winter? Layer up, invest in good boots (snowmageddon is a real thing!), and embrace the cozy indoor life with a mug of hot chocolate and a cheesesteak (because, well, cheesesteaks).
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