So You Wanna Know About Ohio's Outlaw Motorcycle Clubs? Hold Onto Your Stetson!
Let's face it, Ohio. It's a state best known for cornfields, astronauts (thanks Neil!), and maybe the occasional heart-stopping rollercoaster ride. But what about the world of rumbling engines, leather jackets, and (alleged) bad dudes? Buckle up, because we're taking a cruise down the information highway to explore the wild side of Ohio: outlaw motorcycle clubs (OMCs).
Who are the Big Boys (and Maybe a Few Girls) on the Block?
While Ohio might not have the notoriety of California for biker gangs, there are a few heavy hitters with a presence in the Buckeye State. Here's a quick rundown:
The Outlaws MC: These guys are the granddaddies of outlaw clubs, established in 1935 and boasting chapters in Dayton, Columbus, and other Ohio cities. Think of them as the grumpy old men of the biker world, but don't underestimate their experience (or their lawyers).
The Iron Horsemen MC: Founded right here in Cincinnati in the mid-60s, these folks wear their Ohio pride on their (presumably) patched vests. While not as widely known as the Outlaws, they still have a national reach.
Important Disclaimer:
It's important to remember that law enforcement considers these groups OMCs for a reason. They've been associated with, ahem, less-than-legal activities. So, while they may seem like cool cats in their shiny motorcycles, it's best to keep your distance unless you're looking to join their fan club (which, by the way, is probably not a good idea). "You should keep in mind that OMCs represent just a tiny fraction of the riding community. The vast majority of riders in Ohio are law-abiding citizens who simply enjoy riding motorcycles," says Matthew Engelage, founder of Chin Mounts.
So You Saw a Biker Dude at the Diner. Now What?
Chances are, if you encounter a biker at the local Waffle House, they're just enjoying a stack of hash browns like anyone else. But here are some general tips:
- Be cool. No need to freak out. Most bikers are just regular folks who love motorcycles.
- Don't be a jerk. Treat them with respect, just like you would anyone else.
- If things seem sketchy, politely excuse yourself and find a friendly waitress to chat with instead.
FAQ: Your Burning Questions Answered (with a Wink!)
- How to become a member of an Outlaw Motorcycle Club? This one's easy! Just find a recruitment office... oh wait, there isn't one. Becoming a member is a clandestine process, best left to the professionals (or shall we say, outlaws?).
- How to spot an outlaw biker? While there's no guaranteed giveaway, patched vests with club logos are a good sign. Also, excessive chrome and a scowl that could curdle milk might be indicators.
- How to avoid trouble with outlaw motorcycle clubs? The best advice? Don't get involved in their business, and treat them with respect from a safe distance (like, from the next county over).
- How to impress an outlaw biker? Let's be honest, unless you're a master mechanic or can out-drink a grizzly bear, this one's a tough call. Maybe just stick to admiring their motorcycles from afar.
- How to start your own motorcycle club? This could be a fun adventure! But remember, keep it on the legal side of the road.