Yo! Lost and Looking for Penn? A Hilarious Guide to Finding UPenn in Philly
Let's face it, college campuses can be like mini-cities, and navigating a new one can feel as exciting (and terrifying) as exploring a jungle. But fear not, intrepid freshman (or maybe just a lost tourist), this guide will have you saying "Hey Hey Ho, Ho! There's UPenn!" in no time.
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| What Part Of Philadelphia Is Upenn In |
Westward Bound: The Land of Brotherly Love and Quakers
The University of Pennsylvania, fondly known as Penn or UPenn, resides in the west part of Philadelphia. That's right, ditch your dreams of Rocky-style runs up the Art Museum steps (although, that's an option too), because UPenn's in a whole different neck of the woods.
Think of it this way: If cheesesteaks are Rocky Balboa, then UPenn is the underdog that totally gets into Ivy League.
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University City: Where Nerds Rule (Awesomely)
More specifically, UPenn calls University City home. This neighborhood is basically a haven for brainiacs, with Penn and Drexel University as the star attractions. Here, you'll find a mix of students hitting the books, professors contemplating the meaning of life (or the next research grant), and a cool, youthful vibe that's anything but stuffy.
Warning Signs You're in University City:
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- Spot someone wearing a hoodie that says "I <3 Theorems."
- Hear a heated debate about the merits of semicolons vs. colons erupt in a coffee shop.
- Trip over a group of people excitedly explaining their latest physics project (it's okay, they're probably nice nerds).
Bonus points: If you see a giant, friendly Quaker mascot wandering around, you've definitely found Penn!
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FAQ: Penn in Philly - Your Guide to Not Getting Lost (Hopefully)
How to get to UPenn by car? UPenn has a few parking garages, but Philly traffic can be brutal. Consider using a rideshare app or public transportation (see next question).
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How to get to UPenn by public transportation? The SEPTA subway system is your friend! Take the Market-Frankford Line (the Blue Line) to the 34th Street Station stop. From there, it's a short walk or ride on the 36 trolley to campus.
How to find a good cheesesteak near UPenn? Cheesesteak options abound in Philly. Ask any local student for their favorite spot, but Pat's and Geno's Steaks on Passyunk Avenue are legendary (and touristy for a reason).
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How to avoid getting lost on campus? Download a map of the UPenn campus beforehand. Also, freshmen: befriending an upperclassman with a good sense of direction is a solid strategy.
How to survive college in Philly? Embrace the cheesesteaks, explore the city's rich history, and most importantly, have fun! College is an adventure, and UPenn's location in Philadelphia throws a whole lot of awesome (and maybe a cheesesteak-induced stomachache) into the mix.
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