So You Want to Do the Time Warp...Again? A Guide to Melbourne Theatre in 2023 (That You Can't Actually Use Because It's 2024)
Ah, 2023. A simpler time. A time when the biggest worry you had about going to the theatre was whether to wear socks with your sandals (jury's still out on that one).
But for those of us stuck in the present, yearning for a theatrical trip down memory lane, let's take a peek at what wowed Melbourne audiences in the glorious year of...well, last year.
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| What Plays On In Melbourne 2023 |
Musical Mania!
Melbourne's love affair with musicals continued in 2023. We're talking big names, glitz, and enough sequins to blind a disco ball:
- Moulin Rouge! Baz Luhrmann's extravagant take on Parisian nightlife took Melbourne by storm. Did someone say can-can?
- Mamma Mia! Dancing Queens and Take a Chance on Me? You betcha! This feel-good classic had hearts skipping a beat and platforms a-wobbling.
Side note: Apparently, there were also other musicals playing in 2023. But let's be honest, can anything compete with the sparkling diamantes and windmill tutus of Moulin Rouge?
QuickTip: Absorb ideas one at a time.
Dramas That Packed a Punch
For those who prefer their entertainment a little less...well, sparkly, Melbourne's theatre scene offered some powerful dramas in 2023:
- The Melbourne Theatre Company's Season 2023 brought a mix of contemporary classics and new Australian works. Look out for "Prima Facie," a powerhouse performance that had audiences raving.
- Lady Day at Emerson's Bar & Grill brought the legendary jazz singer Billie Holiday to life. Zahra Newman's portrayal was, according to critics, nothing short of sensational.
Word on the street: There were whispers of a play called "Jacky" that was both disarming and original. Whatever that means.
So Why Are We Reminiscing About 2023?
Because, dear reader, hindsight is 20/20! We may be stuck in 2024, but this little trip down memory lane can serve as inspiration. Plus, it gives us an excuse to talk about sequins.
QuickTip: Read line by line if it’s complex.
Pro Tip: Use this knowledge to impress your friends at trivia night. "Hey, did you know Melbourne went wild for Moulin Rouge in 2023?" Instant intellectual.
FAQ: Time Traveling to the Melbourne Theatre Scene (Not Recommended)
How to find out what's playing in Melbourne Theatre NOW (i.e. 2024)?
Great question! Check out websites like Melbourne Theatre Guide [invalid URL removed] or What's On Melbourne.
Tip: Reread sections you didn’t fully grasp.
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How to convince your friends to travel back in time to see Moulin Rouge in 2023?
Probably best to stick with convincing them to see whatever amazing shows are playing in 2024. Messing with the space-time continuum can be tricky.
How to recreate the dazzling costumes of Moulin Rouge at home?
QuickTip: A short pause boosts comprehension.
Start with raiding your grandma's attic for vintage scarves and feather boas. Aluminum foil for a futuristic touch is always a good call. Safety first, though!
How many sequins is too many sequins?
There's no such thing as too many sequins. Embrace the sparkle!
How to find out what "disarming and original" means in relation to a play?
See a show called "Jacky" (if it's still playing in 2024) and find out for yourself!
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