G'day Mates! It's Showtime in Melbourne!
So you're keen to ditch the couch and swap Netflix for something a bit more, well, live? Fear not, culture vulture, for Melbourne's got a smorgasbord of shows coming your way that'll tickle your funny bone, tug at your heartstrings, or have you tappin' your toes in the aisles (please, refrain from actual food consumption during the performance...unless it's popcorn, that's a classic for a reason).
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| What Shows Are Coming To Melbourne |
Blockbusters with Bite!
We're talking big-name musicals that'll have you belting out tunes in the shower (much to the horror of your flatmates). Disney's Beauty and the Beast roars (more like purrs?) onto the scene at Her Majesty's Theatre from June 27th. Prepare to be swept away by a whole new take on this classic tale (though let's be honest, we all know Belle ends up with the Beast...no spoilers here!).
Wicked also takes flight (minus the broomstick) for a Melbourne season. This one's a must-see for anyone who wants the untold story behind the witches of Oz.
Laughter's the Best Medicine (Especially in Winter) ❄️
If you're more in the mood for a giggle than a tear (because, let's face it, Melbourne winters are depressing enough), then fret no more! Melbourne's comedy scene is hotter than a flat white on a scorcher. Check out Sunday Night Stand Up Comedy Show for a rotating roster of hilarious locals and big names, or head to one of the many comedy clubs around town for an evening of side-splitting fun.
Tip: Take a sip of water, then continue fresh.
Beyond the Big Names: Melbourne's Hidden Gems
Look, we all love a good blockbuster, but Melbourne shines when it comes to quirky, off-beat productions. Rising Festival brings a taste of international theatre with their shows, while Arts House is a constant hive of creativity, featuring everything from experimental performances to thought-provoking plays.
So, ditch the daggy tracksuit and embrace the Melbourne magic! There's a show out there for everyone.
FAQ: Melbourne Showtime Survival Guide
How to find out what shows are on?
Tip: Read mindfully — avoid distractions.
There are heaps of resources! Check out What's On Melbourne for a comprehensive listing, or skim through Time Out Melbourne (https://www.instagram.com/timeoutmelbourne/?hl=en) for their curated picks.
How to score cheap tickets?
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Many shows offer discounts for students, concession card holders, or early bird bookings. Keep an eye out for special offers and sign up to theatre mailing lists!
QuickTip: Highlight useful points as you read.
How to avoid awkward silences on post-show dates?
Actually watch the show and avoid conversations about the weather. Discuss the plot, the acting, or that one particularly flamboyant costume.
How to dress for the occasion?
Tip: Break it down — section by section.
Unless it's a fancy black-tie event, dress comfortably but smartly. Jeans and a nice top are usually a safe bet.
How to (politely) silence the person coughing like a dying walrus next to you?
Offer them some lozenges or a sip of your water. If that doesn't work, a well-placed glare might do the trick (but try not to be too obvious).
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