The Perth Nosology News: What Lurks Beneath the Sunburnt Skies?
Ah, Perth. Land of beaches, barbie snags, and... what plague is doing the rounds this week? Fear not, fellow Perthians, for I, Dr.Hilarious McDiagnosis (totally legit medical degree... maybe), am here to crack the code on the latest bout of bodily betrayal.
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The Usual Suspects: Cold and Flu Season Says G'day
Let's face it, Perth's not exactly known for its predictable weather. One minute you're sweating like a stubby in the desert, the next you're reaching for the ugg boots (yes, even in summer). This chaotic climate creates a breeding ground for our old frenemies: the cold and flu.
Early signs you've been tangoed with the influenza:
- That feeling when your head feels like it's been used as a footy
- A cough that sounds like a rusty hinge in desperate need of WD-40
- The sniffles that could rival a monsoon season down south
Don't despair! Here's your survival kit:
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- Tissues (because let's be honest, a serviette just won't cut it)
- Chicken soup - grandma's recipe or bust!
- Enough Netflix to binge-watch a whole new genre
Newsflash: It seems this year's flu season might be a doozy. So rug up, wash those hands, and maybe avoid that overly enthusiastic cousin who loves a good face hug.
The Stealthy Culprit: Norovirus Might Be Having a Beach Party
Ever wondered why that perfectly good snag suddenly seems less appealing? It could be Norovirus, the uninvited guest at any social gathering. This sneaky little bug loves to spread like wildfire, causing a symphony of unpleasantries in your digestive system.
Top signs you've been norovirus-ed:
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- The porcelain throne becomes your new best friend (or worst enemy, depending on the situation)
- That "unwell" feeling that makes even scrolling through Tik Tok seem like a marathon
- A sudden and intense dislike for buffets (probably a good thing in the long run)
There's no magic cure, but you can weather the storm:
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- Stay hydrated - like, seriously hydrated. Think you've had enough water? Have some more!
- Disinfect like a pro - bleach those surfaces, people!
- Isolate yourself - nobody wants your norovirus party favors
## Perth Nosology News: Frequently Asked Questions
How to avoid getting sick? Wash your hands regularly, avoid close contact with sick people, and get plenty of rest!
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How to tell the difference between a cold, flu, and norovirus? In general, colds are milder than flu, and norovirus usually involves stomach issues. But if you're unsure, see a doctor!
How long does the flu usually last? Most people feel better within a week or two.
How can I boost my immune system? Eating a healthy diet, getting enough sleep, and managing stress can all help.
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How do I know if I should see a doctor? If your symptoms are severe or don't improve after a few days, play it safe and get medical advice.
Remember, folks, a little prevention goes a long way. By following these tips, you can stay healthy and keep Perth hospitals norovirus-free (wouldn't that be a dream?). Now go forth and conquer the day... without catching anything nasty!
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