Arlington: Jacksonville's Not-So-Lost Triangle (But Maybe a Square?)
Ah, Jacksonville. A sprawling metropolis with more twists and turns than a Florida shuffleboard game. And within this delightful city, there's a question that's been vexing explorers since Ponce de Leon was searching for a fountain that wasn't just a glorified sinkhole: Where in the world is Arlington?
Fear not, intrepid Jacksonville adventurer! Today, we're going to decode the mystery of Arlington's location, using nothing more than our collective sense of humor and a sprinkle of map-reading skills (okay, maybe a little more than a sprinkle).
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| What Side Of Jacksonville Is Arlington |
East? West? South? North? Arlington said "Hold My Beer"
Jacksonville, bless its irregular heart, likes to play fast and loose with cardinal directions. Arlington, ever the rebel, defies them all. Traditionally, Arlington was the area east of the St. Johns River, across from ol' downtown Jacksonville. But Jacksonville, in a move that would make a compass cry, decided to expand its borders. Now, Arlington encompasses a much larger chunk of the city, including areas east and south of the St. Johns River, west of the Intracoastal Waterway, and north of the Arlington River (confusing, right? We feel you).
Basically, if you're standing somewhere in Jacksonville and you're not on the beach or looking at skyscrapers, there's a decent chance you're in Arlington.
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So, You Think You've Found Arlington? Here's a Reality Check (Kind Of)
Here's a handy dandy (and totally not official) guide to tell if you've stumbled into Arlington:
- You see more barbecue joints than Starbucks.
- Someone offers you a friendly "y'all" and a moon pie.
- The biggest landmark is a giant gator statue guarding a used car dealership. (Hey, it happens!)
If you answered yes to two out of three, congratulations! You're probably in Arlington.
Important Note: This is not a scientific method. There may be exceptions. Like, maybe there's a particularly enthusiastic Starbucks barista in Arlington. Or maybe someone just really likes moon pies outside of Arlington. You get the idea.
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FAQ: Arlington Navigation for the Clueless
Alright, alright, enough jokes. How do I ACTUALLY find Arlington?
Simple! Open a map app and search for "Jacksonville, Florida." Zoom in a bit and look for the St. Johns River. The area east and south of the river, but west of the beaches, is generally considered Arlington.
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How big is Arlington?
Tip: Read carefully — skimming skips meaning.
Big enough to get lost in, but small enough to find your way back with a decent sense of direction (and maybe a GPS).
Is Arlington safe?
Just like any other part of Jacksonville, Arlington has good areas and areas to be more cautious in. Do your research and be aware of your surroundings.
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What's there to do in Arlington?
Plenty! From exploring parks and museums to catching a game or indulging in some delicious local cuisine, Arlington offers a variety of activities.
I hear there's good barbecue in Arlington. Spill the beans!
Oh, you bet there is! But that my friend, is a whole other adventure for another day. Now get out there and explore Arlington! Just don't blame us if you get sidetracked by a gator statue or a particularly tempting moon pie.
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