Slithering Through New England: A Guide to Our Scaly Neighbors
Let's face it, snakes get a bad rap. They're often portrayed as slithering villains, out to steal your lunch (and maybe your significant other... but that's a story for another time). But here in New England, our snake population is more charming than chilling, and knowing a little about them can turn fear into fascination.
The Most Common Crew: Our Non-Venomous Noodle Buddies
New England boasts a surprising number of snake species, most of which are about as dangerous as a particularly enthusiastic hug. Here's a rundown of our most frequent flyers, all perfectly happy to coexist with you (as long as you don't try to turn them into a scarf):
- The Eastern Garter Snake: This is your classic backyard bro, sporting a snazzy pattern of stripes that would make any fashion designer jealous. They love munching on earthworms and the occasional rogue hot dog that fell out during a picnic.
- The Eastern Ribbon Snake: Imagine the garter snake's cooler, younger cousin. Similar stripes, but with a splash of red on the neck. Think of them as the rockstars of the local snake scene.
- The Milk Snake: Named for their resemblance to coral snakes (which are thankfully not in New England!), these guys are completely harmless and come in a variety of colors, from classic brown to a fancy coral look (but without the venom, so it's all a bluff).
Fun Fact: Milk snakes got their name because people used to think they drank cow's milk, which they absolutely do not. They prefer a diet of mice and other small critters.
The Rattlesnake and the Copperhead: A Tale of Two Scales
Now, let's talk about the celebrities of the New England snake world: the timber rattlesnake and the copperhead. These two are venomous, so a healthy dose of respect is key. But fear not, they're very shy and reclusive, preferring rocky areas and forests to your backyard barbecue.
Important Tip: If you do encounter one, admire them from afar (like a nature documentary, but without David Attenborough's soothing narration) and slowly back away. They really don't want trouble any more than you do.
Another Important Tip: Both rattlesnakes and copperheads are protected species in most New England states. So, leave them be and let them do their snake-y thing.
So You've Seen a Snake... Now What?
Generally, snakes are more afraid of you than you are of them. But if you do have a slithery encounter, here's the golden rule: Leave it alone! Snakes play a vital role in the ecosystem, and they're not out to get you.
Bonus Tip: If you're looking to attract more snakes (the non-venomous kind, of course) to your yard, creating a habitat with rocks, logs, and plenty of hiding spots is a great way to welcome these helpful little predators.
How to Live in Harmony with New England's Scaly Squad: A Quick FAQ
- How to Identify a Snake? Many resources online and at local libraries can help you ID a snake. If it has a rattle, it's a rattlesnake (give it space!). Otherwise, focus on patterns and coloration.
- How to Avoid Snakes? Stick to trails and avoid tall grass or overgrown areas. Snakes like to hide there.
- How to Get a Snake Out of My House? Most any wildlife removal service can help.
- How to Make My Yard Snake-Friendly? Create a habitat with rocks and hiding spots. They'll help control pests!
- How to Deal with a Snake Phobia? Exposure therapy with a professional can help. Remember, most snakes are harmless and an important part of our ecosystem.
So there you have it! A crash course in New England's fascinating snake scene. With a little knowledge and a healthy dose of respect, you can appreciate these slithering wonders and share your backyard with them in peace. After all, who wouldn't want a natural-born pest control system slithering around every now and then?
