So You Want to Support a London Sporting Squad? A Guide for the Enthusiastic (or Easily Confused) Fan
Ah, London! A city steeped in history, brimming with culture, and...confusingly divided by fierce sporting loyalties. Don't worry, chum, you're not alone. Deciding which of London's many teams to throw your support behind can be a right kerfuffle, especially if you haven't grown up under the watchful eye of a giant inflatable cockerel (that'd be Tottenham, by the way).
The Big Boys (and Girls) of the Premier League
Let's start with the heavy hitters: the Premier League. This is where the top dogs scrap it out for glory (and obscene amounts of money). London boasts a whopping six Premier League teams, each with their own passionate fanbase and colourful history.
- Arsenal: Nicknamed the "Gunners," Arsenal fans are known for their...refined vocabulary, shall we say? But seriously, they're a big club with a loyal following and a beautiful stadium (the Emirates). Just don't mention their lack of recent trophies...
- Chelsea: The self-proclaimed "Champions of London," Chelsea are known for their flashy playing style and their equally flashy billionaire owner. Their fans are a lively bunch, to say the least!
- Tottenham Hotspur: Often referred to simply as "Spurs," Tottenham fans are a hardy lot. They've been through thick and thin with their team, and their patience was finally rewarded with a brand new, state-of-the-art stadium (Tottenham Hotspur Stadium). Just don't ask them about that whole "Lasagne-gate" incident...
- West Ham United: West Ham, or the "Hammers" as they're known, bring a touch of East London grit to the Premier League. Their fans are known for their passionate support and their, ahem, "interesting" choice of song lyrics.
Beyond the Premier League: There's More Fish in the Sea (or Thames)!
The Premier League isn't the only game in town, my friend. London boasts a whole host of teams playing in the Football League and beyond. Here's a taster:
- The Championship: If you like your football a little less glamorous and a bit more, well, Championship-y, then check out teams like Fulham, Queens Park Rangers, and Brentford.
- Lower Leagues: London has a thriving lower league scene, with clubs like Barnet and Leyton Orient offering a more intimate and (let's be honest) less expensive matchday experience.
Choosing Your Team: It's All About the Feels
Ultimately, deciding which team to support is a matter of the heart. Watch a few games, soak up the atmosphere, and see which team speaks to you (although we can't guarantee they'll win every week).
Bonus Tip: If you're still struggling to decide, supporting a team based on the hilarity of their mascot is a perfectly acceptable strategy. Looking at you, Millwall and your terrifying lion.
FAQs for the Aspiring London Sports Fan
How to choose a team? Watch games, visit stadiums, and see who you click with.How expensive is it to see a game? Premier League tickets can be pricey, but lower league games are much more affordable.What should I wear? Team colours are a good bet, but avoid going full kit unless you want to get mistaken for a player (and possibly hounded for autographs).What's the best way to get to the stadium? Public transport is your friend! London's Underground system can get you most places.What are some essential fan chants? This is best learned by osmosis at the game, but be prepared for some colourful language!
