So You Want to Be Michigan's Neighbor? A Guide for the Geographically Challenged
Ah, Michigan. The mitten-shaped state famous for its Great Lakes, Motown, and...well, some pretty darn cold winters. But hey, if you're thinking of moving there (or maybe you just woke up in a confused haze wondering who Michigan's BFFs are), you've come to the right place! Buckle up, buttercup, because we're about to take a hilarious (and hopefully informative) trip around Michigan's borders.
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| What States Are Near Michigan |
The Land Neighbors: High Fives and Friendly Feuds
Wisconsin: To the northwest, we have Wisconsin, the land of cheese curds and endless Packers fans. Be warned, a healthy rivalry exists, so choose your cheese wisely (pro tip: cheese curds are the superior snack).
Indiana & Ohio: Down south, we find Indiana and Ohio. Indiana is all about Hoosier hospitality (and cornfields), while Ohio...well, they gave us the Wright Brothers, so that's pretty cool.
The Great Lakes Crew: Splashing Around with the Neighbors
Michigan isn't shy about sharing its Great Lakes with some other states (and Canada, but we'll get to that in a sec). Here's a rundown of the aquatic acquaintances:
Illinois & Minnesota: These two share a watery border with Michigan in Lakes Michigan and Superior. Basically, if you throw a rock really, really hard in the right direction, it might land in Illinois or Minnesota.
Ontario, Canada: Our good ol' neighbor to the north crashes the Great Lakes party. They bring the poutine and the universal healthcare, and we bring...well, we're still working on that part.
FAQ: Michigan Border Buddies Edition
How to tell the difference between a Wisconsin cheese curd and a regular cheese cube?
Tip: Take your time with each sentence.
Cheese curds are the squeaky little nuggets of cheese heaven. Regular cheese cubes are...well, just sad little squares.
How to survive a winter in Michigan?
Note: Skipping ahead? Don’t miss the middle sections.
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Layers, my friend, layers. Invest in a good coat, some fuzzy boots, and a strong cup of coffee (because you'll probably be shoveling snow).
How to avoid a debate about the best Great Lake?
Tip: Share one insight from this post with a friend.
There's no right answer (but it's definitely Lake Superior, just kidding...maybe).
How to impress a Canadian in Michigan?
Tip: Remember, the small details add value.
Brush up on your "eh"s and try not to ask about igloos (they probably live in a regular house, just like you).
How to be a good neighbor to Michigan?
Bring them a pasty (it's a delicious meat pie, don't worry), cheer on the Lions (even if it hurts), and appreciate the beauty of the Great Lakes.
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