Navigating the North-East: Your Guide to Melbourne's "Upper Crust" (Kind Of)
So you've set your sights on Melbourne's north-eastern suburbs. Excellent choice! But before you pack your bags and head for the hills (or should we say, Yarra Valley?), here's a cheeky guide to get you oriented.
The A-List (or at least, they think they are):
Balwyn, Balwyn North, Kew, Kew East: These guys are the classic north-eastern elite. Think manicured lawns, prestigious schools, and possibly a butler named Jeeves (though these days it's probably Jeeves the robot lawnmower). Great if you like a bit of tradition and excellent coffee (because seriously, Melbourne's got the coffee scene nailed).
Box Hill, Doncaster, Doncaster East: The busy bees of the north-east. Bustling with shops, restaurants, and a healthy dose of young professionals on the move. Still nice digs, but with a bit more energy than their chardonnay-sipping counterparts up the road.
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The 'Burbs with Personality:
Ivanhoe, Thornbury, Preston: These suburbs are where it gets interesting. A mix of students, artists, and young families, with a cool, eclectic vibe. Think funky cafes, independent shops, and maybe the occasional spot of street art.
Heidelberg, Heidelberg West, Macleod: A mix of residential areas and industrial pockets. Great for those who want a bit of space (and maybe somewhere to store your vintage car collection). Often surprisingly affordable, with hidden gem cafes and restaurants popping up all the time.
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- Warrandyte, Yarra Glen, Wandin East: Calling all nature lovers! These suburbs are nestled right up against the beautiful Yarra Valley, offering stunning scenery, wineries galore, and a genuine escape from the city hustle. Perfect for weekend getaways or if you're one of those lucky ducks who can work remotely while gazing at kangaroos.
Remember: This is just a taste test, Melbourne's north-east has a suburb for every flavour. So, do your research, consider your budget and lifestyle, and most importantly, choose a place that makes you feel like saying "fair dinkum, this is the life!"
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## Frequently Asked Questions:
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How to sound like a local? A classic: "Chuck a snag on the barbie." (Translation: Throw a sausage on the barbecue.)
How to get around? Public transport is decent, but a car is handy. Remember, they drive on the left here!
How much does it cost to rent? Prices vary depending on the suburb, but expect to pay a bit more than the city average.
How to find the good coffee? Never far away, mate! Just follow your nose (and the hipsters).
How to avoid getting lost? Invest in a decent map, or embrace the adventure and ask a friendly local for directions. They're a friendly bunch, these Melburnians.
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