So, You Want to Know How Hot London Is Right Now? Buckle Up, Buttercup!
Ever wondered what your mates in London are wearing right now? Are they rocking thermals and clutching hot mugs of tea, or are they basking in sunshine with ice lollies dripping down their arms? Well, fret no more, curious friend, because I'm here to spill the tea (or should I say, the Thames?) on London's current temperature.
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Let's be honest, weather forecasts are about as reliable as a toddler promising not to eat all the cookies. They might be right sometimes, but you wouldn't bet your house on it. So, while I can't guarantee this information will be etched in stone (or should I say Big Ben?), it's the best we've got, folks!
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As of right now, in this very moment, London is chilling (or should I say, not chilling at all) at a cool (well, not that cool) 18°C. That's about 64°F in freedom units, for those of you who haven't memorised the metric system since high school.
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Hold on a Sec, Isn't London Always Freezing?
Well, not always! London has a bit of a reputation for being a tad on the chilly side, but don't be fooled. They do get some decent sunshine sometimes. In fact, today's supposed to be a scorcher (relatively speaking) with a high of 29°C (84°F). So, if you're planning a trip to the Big Smoke, pack your sunscreen alongside your raincoat – just in case Mother Nature throws a curveball.
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FAQ: How to Survive the Mildly Temperate London Weather
How to: Dress in layers.Because: The weather can change faster than you can say "fish and chips."
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How to: Pack an umbrella (always).Because: Rain is basically a London native at this point.
How to: Embrace the pub culture.Because: There's nothing quite like a pint to warm you up (or cool you down, depending on the situation).
How to: Learn to love a good cuppa.Because: A hot beverage is a must-have in any Londoner's arsenal.
How to: Don't complain about the weather.Because: It's a right of passage for Londoners, and they've heard it all before.
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