Dude, It's June! No Jaguars Today (Unless You Have a Time Machine)
Ever have that itch? You know, the one that screams "DUUUVALLL!" and makes you crave some thrilling Jacksonville Jaguars action? You check your phone,, fired up and ready to witness Trevor Lawrence sling laser beams... only to realize it's June, and the fridge is staring back at you with a forlorn carton of milk.
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Yep, the Jags are chilling on the beach (probably) because, well, it's the off-season. But fear not, fellow fan! Here's how to stay frosty (like a delicious beverage) until that first whistle of the season:
- Dust off your Madden skills: Get your pigskin fix with a good old-fashioned video game throwdown. You can even recreate the glory days of the early 2000s with Byron Leftwich at the helm (those were... interesting times).
- Binge rewatch the Minshew Mania highlights: Remember the glorious mustache? The unexpected wins? Let that glorious playoff run take you back to a simpler time. Just try not to cry during the "Minshew is Magic" montage.
- Hit the gym and channel your inner Chark: No better way to prepare for the season than getting yourself in peak physical condition. Who knows, maybe you'll be so shredded they'll call you up for training camp (probably not, but hey, a man can dream).
Alright, alright, so you really, REALLY need your Jags fix. Here's a sneak peek at what you might be asking yourself as we inch closer to kickoff:
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How-To FAQ for the Dedicated Duval Fanatic:
How to find the Jacksonville Jaguars schedule? Easy! Their official website is your best friend: Jacksonville Jaguars Schedule. Bookmark that bad boy!
How to snag tickets for the upcoming season? Keep an eye on the Jags website and social media for announcements about when tickets go on sale. Act fast, these things can vanish quicker than a Bortles interception (zing!).
How to avoid disappointment when the internet says the Jags play today and it's totally wrong? Refer to point number one and this very article. Unless you have a time machine, June is for chilling, not cheering.
How to deal with unbearable football withdrawal? See the suggestions above (Madden, Minshew Mania, gym time). Retail therapy for Jaguars gear is also a valid option.
How to ensure I never miss a Jaguars game? Download the official Jaguars app and set those notification alerts to "annoyingly persistent." You won't regret it (probably).
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