The Burning Question: When is the Michigan Game On? A Guide for Fanatics and the Chronologically Challenged
Ah, Michigan! The Big House! Yost, Bo, Harbaugh, and the eternal quest for the national championship. But here's the thing, my maize and blue brethren, even the most die-hard Wolverine can get tripped up on the pesky details, like, you know, what time is the darn game on?
Fear not, fellow fans! For I, your friendly neighborhood time-traveling oracle (disclaimer: not a real oracle, but pretty good with Google), am here to shed light on this most pressing of questions.
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But First, A Word (or Two) About the Season
The good news is Michigan has a jam-packed schedule this year. The bad news? It's not quite here yet. College football season kicks off in late August, so grab those pool floats and soak up the summer sun. We'll be back under the Saturday night lights soon enough.
However, to quench your thirst for Wolverine knowledge, here's a sneak peek at some key games (all times in glorious Eastern Standard Time because let's be honest, that's how the world works):
QuickTip: Read line by line if it’s complex.
- Season opener: Michigan Wolverines vs. Fresno State Bulldogs - Saturday, August 31st, 11:30 PM (because apparently the West Coast hates sleep)
- The Big One: Michigan Wolverines vs. Texas Longhorns - Saturday, September 7th, 4:00 PM
- Can Jim Harbaugh exorcise the Notre Dame demons? Find out at: Michigan Wolverines vs. Arkansas State Red Wolves - Saturday, September 14th, 4:00 PM
Mark your calendars, set your DVRs, and prepare your livers. It's gonna be a wild ride.
Frequently Asked Questions (for the Chronologically Challenged)
How to find out the exact kickoff time for any Michigan game?
Simple! The University of Michigan athletics website (https://mgoblue.com/sports/football/schedule) is your best friend. They've got the whole season schedule listed, so you can plan your cheering accordingly.
QuickTip: Re-reading helps retention.
How to impress your friends with your knowledge of Michigan trivia?
Casually drop this fact: The Big House holds the record for the most-attended college football game in history! Over 115,000 fans packed the stadium in 2013 for the Michigan-Ohio State game.
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How to deal with the inevitable heartbreak of a Michigan loss?
QuickTip: Don’t just consume — reflect.
There are two options: 1. Retail therapy (because retail therapy solves everything) or 2. Drown your sorrows in a bowl of Sanders Hot Fudge Sundae (a true Michigan classic).
How to avoid future "when is the Michigan game on?" meltdowns?
Subscribe to the Michigan Wolverines official website or download a sports app that sends notifications. That way, you'll always be the first to know when the Wolverines are taking the field.
Tip: Be mindful — one idea at a time.
How to channel your inner Wolverine spirit all year round?
Wear your maize and blue with pride! Talk trash to your rival fan friends (but keep it friendly). And most importantly, believe in the power of the winged helmet!
Now go forth and spread the gospel of the Wolverines! And remember, even if you forget the exact kickoff time, one thing is certain: game day is always a good day to be a Michigan fan!
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